S/O P V's

cantalopes24

What do you call sex? I know YH doesn't ask you to have sexual intercourse with him. I usually call it bangin it out and MH will sometimes say he wants to dip or not dip his noodle in "the soup" when we're discussing people's attractiveness levels.

AngLK987

Nookie.

BeesMomma00

MH says he's going to give me a little "1...2, 1...2". As in one, two. Damn mobile app.

RichardSlap

We call it having a safety meeting.

stardust317

If DH is kidding or half serious then he asks if I want to play "hide the hotdog." If he's serious, he wiggled his eyebrows and thrusts his hips. He also does the Jason segal, I have a surprise for you clock flop from forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Nita2603

We bang. Or f'uck.
Or we go for a special nap.

Well, we used to. Lactating doesnt seem to work well for my libido.

Ms.Jade

DH will often proposition me with the same words he used in his proposal, "How 'bout it?" For a widely published and award winning (seriously) poet you would think that he'd be a bit more eloquent wouldn't you? Nope. 

pennysuedog

f@ck, business time, discuss Christmas.

mrsgabus

Bang it out, nookie, so you wanna,