Breaking point.

NativeFloridian

That moment when you just nursed your newborn until they let go on their own and you know that if you nurse them anymore they will vomit it all back up, but they're still crying because they want to suck on something. So you offer a paci because usually sucking on that does the trick, but the baby is acting like you soaked it in poison. And goddammit, you don't want to be used as a human pacifier at 4fuucking45 am.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

I'm sorry you are having such a rough night. I hope baby Rolan is finally asleep by now.

NotSharknado

Sorry bout your bewbs.

NativeFloridian

Man, I just want one night where I'm not forced to dream feed if I want any sleep.  Especially because dream feeding always means that we both wake up with our shirts soaked in breast milk.  I don't have enough bras for that!

melissa0726

NativeFloridian:

That moment when you just nursed your newborn until they let go on their own and you know that if you nurse them anymore they will vomit it all back up, but they're still crying because they want to suck on something. So you offer a paci because usually sucking on that does the trick, but the baby is acting like you soaked it in poison. And goddammit, you don't want to be used as a human pacifier at 4fuucking45 am.

Boo   I hate the human pacifier phase, before you can really get them to latch onto a paci or a thumb.  

MrsCase1

That blows. :