wtf Wednesday

Jdismybug1

Anyone have one?

I do

Wtf sister why did you have to get so drunk and irritating last night?

Wtf dds baby teeth why did you have to start trying to.come thru while on vacation?

Wtf af why did you visit on vacation? You werent invited!

bearfootz

WTF boss, it's gorgeous outside today and after a super long winter you should tell us we can have the afternoon off and get some sun.

WTF coworker, I'm not your admin.  Your admin is in having a chat session.  If you need her to do something, grow a pair and go tell her to do it.  Don't interrupt my bumping and hand off work that is not mine. Just because I sit next to an admin doesn't make me one - it just makes me bitter for getting a crappy desk. 

MrsT0514

EllaHella:

WTF, MIL.nbsp; You drink nothing but Coke Zero even while developing a kidney stone.nbsp; Drink a flucking glass of water ever once in a while and see if that helps.

From what I hear kidney stones suck big time. I wouldn't know personally, but a friend of mine gets them and passes them all.the.time. I think she ssaid she passed about 12 of them during her last pregnancy..ouch.

BUT, i hear your fruatrations because, like your MIL, even though she has these issues with her kidneys, she never drinks water and eats nothing but junkfood. TBH, I've never seen her eat a vegetable. Frustrating, considering I'm sure if she changed her diet and drank some water, she'd feel better. But ehh..not my place to tell her what to eat/drink, so whatever I guess!

Libby1978

EllaHella:

ItsAllGravy7:

EllaHella:

WTF, MIL. 

You drink nothing but Coke Zero even while developing a kidney stone.  Drink a flucking glass of water ever once in a while and see if that helps.

I Wtf her doctor if they told her it was OK to drink Coke Zero with Kidney problems. Bogus.

She has a million ailments yet smokes, eats like crap and drinks Coke Zero exclusively even at 10pm. Then she wonders why she can't sleep.

Smart isn't her strong suit. 

Oh and she is a nurse so you can't tell her anything health related like drink water.

Wow. I'm WTFing your MIL too.

Ler621

I have a few. Today, for me, is the epitome of WTF Wednesday.

 

WTF attorney, why can't you staple papers straight? Now, for me to file them, I have to undo and redo your staple job. Thanks.

 WTF FI, why did you hand me our screaming 3 month old as soon as I walk in the door last night and go out to work on your bike? No heads up, or what happened before I walked in. 

WTF contractors, why oh why did you have to rip out the kitchen sink too early? I now wash bottles in the bathroom that we share with three other members of our family.   

This week sucks

LaylaPartDeux

WTF carpenter bees? Why are you dive bombing everyone that walks to our front door?

WTF vet bill? Why does a normal, well doggie checkup visit cost 400 bucks?

Jdismybug1

Another one wtf self why do u have to be so easily bothered by things other people say?

Wtf sister why on earth would u assume i dont care as much as you do that our parents have both died? I care very much and wish they were here. Dad only met dd once, and mom never did, and it breaks my heart every day.

bearfootz

Jdismybug1:

Another one wtf self why do u have to be so easily bothered by things other people say? Wtf sister why on earth would u assume i dont care as much as you do that our parents have both died? I care very much and wish they were here. Dad only met dd once, and mom never did, and it breaks my heart every day.

Your sister actually argues over who misses your parents most?  That is messed up.

littlestjerry

EllaHella:

I am not saying never drink a soda again but if you went to the ER at midnight, how about drink water that whole next day instead of 8 sodas?  I dunno, makes sense to me.

That's crazy. She sounds like an addict!

Plus, Coke Zero. Barf.

gnomemom

WTF random dude in my building for a meeting. The nursing mother's room is not for you to have private phone conversations in. All of the women from all 8 floors have just this one room to share. Don't be a douche and snidely tell me the door was open. I know the effing door was open. You still shouldn't be there.

A woman shouldn't have to awkwardly tell a strange man to leave a room so she can use her breastpump, especially when there are plenty of other empty rooms on this floor where you can have a private conversation.

Spapeggy

Wtf ute? I'm ready to get this baby out but all you give me are bh. Dd head is so low and your a 3 and 70 but nothing's going on. Ahhhh.

Jdismybug1

Bearfootz:

Jdismybug1:

Another one wtf self why do u have to be so easily bothered by things other people say? Wtf sister why on earth would u assume i dont care as much as you do that our parents have both died? I care very much and wish they were here. Dad only met dd once, and mom never did, and it breaks my heart every day.

Your sister actually argues over who misses your parents most?  That is messed up.

She was drunk and mad. She finally broke down ab our parents, and told me i dont act like i miss them. Shes not very good at expressing how she feels sober, and i dont think alcohol helped any with it either. She also told.me that im a turd monger and that ive been a *** since i was 3.

ppants

WTF black scrub pants.  Where were you this morning?  Since you were now where to be found, I had to wear brown scrubs AND change my bra since the top is too see through for my printed bra.

ETA:  WTF co-worker.  I haven't eaten today so it would have been nice if you told me you were back from lunch.

wiggyslilsis

WTF Doctor's Office. I had an Appt yesterday at 240 to get back on birth control. When I got there they said that my doctor has been stuck in surgery allday and that there is no one else for me to see. To get another appt with my dDr I would have to wait until halfway through June so I rescheduled with the new doc for Thursday. Ugh. A phone call would have been nice.

theimpossibleastronaut

WTF weather! It's May! Where's the sun? Where's the warm weather?

MrsT0514

EllaHella:

MrsT0514:

 Frustrating, considering I'm sure if she changed her diet and drank some water, she'd feel better. But ehh..not my place to tell her what to eat/drink, so whatever I guess!

It becomes my business when we have to alter our lives to deal with her. 

ITA. That sucks.

mamaZbo

WTF bank account, where did all the money go? We don't go anywhere, or buy anything, so how are you empty?

WTF cold that keeps coming back. Leave me and DD alone already. The itchy throat that makes me cough until I almost vomit is really not cool during my meeting with the big boss.