So, last night I go to grab a few chips to eat before I jump in the shower. I look down at my chip. There's an ant on it. EW! I look in the chip bag. ANTS. OMGOMGOMG, GROSS. I screeched.
A feeling of dread in my stomach, I opened our cupboard and peeked at the shelf the chips were on. ANTS. ALL THE ANTS. I move shitt. SO MANY ANTS. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? I screamed at the top of my lungs. Moved all the stuff out, threw out things that had ants in it, and bleached the fcvk out of the shelf. Something occurs to me. What about the bottom shelf?
I look. ALL THE FCVKING ANTS. Scream again. Bleach. Feel itchy all over. Disgusting. DISGUSTING. For good measure, I swept and bleached the kitchen floor. TAKE THAT, ANTS.
I go out to make myself an English muffin this morning. ALL THE ANTS ON MY FCVKING COUNTER. Commence screaming and bleaching. Husband calling me a headcase. Hello? ANTS.
I demand we go to the store before work so I can get so many ant traps to kill all the fcvking ants dead. We live in a house that's over 100 years old. THEY WILL BE BACK TO KILL ME. I showed up at the check out counter with 2 packs of ant traps, some gel to put in corners to kill ants, and ant spray. And a bottle of chocolate syrup.
Wonder how ridiculous I looked. Don't care. Because ANTS.
I plan to sprinkle some Borax around my home, because I was told it is an ant repellant. FX!
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
The ants go marching one by one BECAUSE SOOKIE WILL F'UCKING KILL YOU SO YOU BEST GO MARCHING, ANTS.
My FFFC: I had three sex dreams last night. That's some kind of record for me. All were about Zac Efron. I blame Lois' siggy.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I do not hate bugs all that much, but I really hate when Ants are all up in your business.
Sooks, the same thing happened to me last year around this time. All in my cabinets.....SO GROSS.
I think white vinegar is a natural Ant repellent. I actually have starting using a cleaning solution made out of white vinegar soaked with orange peels and then mixed 1:1 ratio with water.
Mr. Sooks needs a swift kick in the butt for Father's Day.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I like to think those pictures were taken at someone's house and at some point Zac would help clean up which would require him to bend over in those sweatpants.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
SO left the house this morning .... I went to take a shower and OMG WTH IS THAT?! Craziest hairiest leggiest thing EVER.
I took a picture and told him to come home to kill it. He said no. I was left with no other option than spraying that MONSTER with as much scrubbing bubbles as I could and scooping it out with SO's flip flop into the toilet.
Sorry I'm not sorry.
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I had a monster spider on my wall today too! WTH?!
I was going to just leave it because I was running late, but then i got the heebie jeebies thinking about it being in the house and not knowing where it is.
So I armed myself with a cup and tried to knock it into it. Big Fat Fail.
It fell into H's laundry basket.
Thought about leaving it in there as well, but again, heebie jeebies.
So then I rustled the clothes around and it came sprinting out. And I smooshed it with a napkin.
I've killed wasps and scorpions with Lysol before.
I finally thought of a confession thanks to the Great Gatsby post from OM. I think CB did a terrible job as batman. I think he's been the worst batman ever. At the same time, I think Daniel Craig has been one of the worst Bonds ever.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I have so many nonbfcc things to add. Babies are my life now. I want to wake mine up.
I want to lend Sookie my H. He is on a mission to kill all the ants. If he sees one in the drive way it's on.
We are going to have a hard time killing spiders this year. Ike saw one in the bathroom sink. "Oh he's so cute!" DH squishes him with permission. "Where'd my spider go?"
Shower spiders are one of the only things that can make me scream like a girl.
I've killed wasps and scorpions with Lysol before.
I finally thought of a confession thanks to the Great Gatsby post from OM. I think CB did a terrible job as batman. I think he's been the worst batman ever. At the same time, I think Daniel Craig has been one of the worst Bonds ever.
THEHELL?
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38 Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
Re: FFFC
I plan to sprinkle some Borax around my home, because I was told it is an ant repellant. FX!
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah hurrah
The ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
The ants go marching one by one BECAUSE SOOKIE WILL F'UCKING KILL YOU SO YOU BEST GO MARCHING, ANTS.
My FFFC: I had three sex dreams last night. That's some kind of record for me. All were about Zac Efron. I blame Lois' siggy.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm jamming the shiit out of some Kedollarsignha right now.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I do not hate bugs all that much, but I really hate when Ants are all up in your business.
Sooks, the same thing happened to me last year around this time. All in my cabinets.....SO GROSS.
I think white vinegar is a natural Ant repellent. I actually have starting using a cleaning solution made out of white vinegar soaked with orange peels and then mixed 1:1 ratio with water.
So I'm cleaning and repelling.
But seriously. *** the ants.
Mr. Sooks needs a swift kick in the butt for Father's Day.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I like to think those pictures were taken at someone's house and at some point Zac would help clean up which would require him to bend over in those sweatpants.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I have a similar situation... sort of.
SO left the house this morning .... I went to take a shower and OMG WTH IS THAT?! Craziest hairiest leggiest thing EVER.
I took a picture and told him to come home to kill it. He said no. I was left with no other option than spraying that MONSTER with as much scrubbing bubbles as I could and scooping it out with SO's flip flop into the toilet.
Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thank you all. I really do think I handled the situation correctly.
My cat was pissed I wouldn't let her play, but I was convinced the thing would eat her. Monster bug.
Yuck.
I had a monster spider on my wall today too! WTH?!
I was going to just leave it because I was running late, but then i got the heebie jeebies thinking about it being in the house and not knowing where it is.
So I armed myself with a cup and tried to knock it into it. Big Fat Fail.
It fell into H's laundry basket.
Thought about leaving it in there as well, but again, heebie jeebies.
So then I rustled the clothes around and it came sprinting out. And I smooshed it with a napkin.
I've killed wasps and scorpions with Lysol before.
I finally thought of a confession thanks to the Great Gatsby post from OM. I think CB did a terrible job as batman. I think he's been the worst batman ever. At the same time, I think Daniel Craig has been one of the worst Bonds ever.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I want to lend Sookie my H. He is on a mission to kill all the ants. If he sees one in the drive way it's on.
We are going to have a hard time killing spiders this year. Ike saw one in the bathroom sink. "Oh he's so cute!" DH squishes him with permission. "Where'd my spider go?"
Shower spiders are one of the only things that can make me scream like a girl.
I forgot one.
My damn post didn't work - COME TB
1. George
2. Val
3. Adam
4. Michael
5. Christian
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I'm going on actors, not suits. And I forgot the sixth and best one
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Michael Keaton was Batman with the Penguin
Val Kilmer was Batman with Joker
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
You're in charge of our baby goose feels
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
THEHELL?
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38
Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
I just recently logged onto my Myspace page the first time in years and found some great old pics.
I am totally fangirling over a pic I took (and shared
) of DH's bum in his boxer briefs.
Oh darn, you twisted my arm.