Does this count as a golden shower?

pennysuedog

I have a horrible cough and so I moved out of my bedroom to upstairs so I didn't bother MH and V downstairs.  I went to do a nasal rinse in hopes to help my cough and take a leak.  I got up and flushed, while it was flushing I started to fill the nasal rinse bottle.  All of a sudden it dawned on me the toilet is still running and my feet are wet.

I have never seen water pour from a toilet that fast.  I ran down to the laundry room (right below the bathroom) to get a plunger, screaming "help!"  MH wakes up and starts swearing.  It looks like the laundry room is pouring.  I dive into the shower of piss and get the plunger. 

We ran back upstairs by this time the water has nearly left the bathroom (it is a bigger bathroom too).  MH wades into the bathroom and unclogs the toilet.  I start throwing down bath towels so my carpet in the hall doesn't get wet.

Everything is all cleaned up now but what really ticks me off is that it poured down on my clean folded laundry.  I can't win.  In the morning we have to find out who the toilet clogger is.  MH said some kid clogged it up last week on him too. 

 

thetheisens

Ugh, gross. One of your kids needs some fiber one or activia, they are sh!tting some boulders. Or it's your dh blaming the kids. I would pissed about the laundry too, it's my least favorite thing to do.

mrs.lizzieb

Eww, that sucks!  But I guess on the bright side, at least it was only pee?

pennysuedog

thetheisens:

Ugh, gross. One of your kids needs some fiber one or activia, they are sh!tting some boulders. Or it's your dh blaming the kids. I would pissed about the laundry too, it's my least favorite thing to do.

I think it is Audrey and a toilet paper issue.

missyishere

Ugh, that sucks! I've had to explain to SD on more than one occasion there isn't a need to use half a roll of tp each time she potties. We have had our fair share of clogged toilets from tp over use as well. I hope you get a break from all the grossness soon.

Ms.Jade

Penny I am mourning your laundry. I loathe putting away laundry and I let clean laundry pile up for weeks to the point that we find ourselves digging through baskets to get dressed in the morning. I suck. I can't imagine my despair had I actually gotten off my az and folded it!

stardust317

pennysuedog:

thetheisens:

Ugh, gross. One of your kids needs some fiber one or activia, they are sh!tting some boulders. Or it's your dh blaming the kids. I would pissed about the laundry too, it's my least favorite thing to do.

I think it is Audrey and a toilet paper issue.

A toliet paper issue is what I was thinking.