I TOOK HER TO TACO BELL AND WE WATCHED THE GOONIES.
I DIDN'T SHOW HER MY GOODIES, DAMMIT.
If we take you to Taco Bell, can we see your goodies while watching The Goonies?
"are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"
"Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
Re: Hey Missy
I'm not too scary. I'm like Howie Mandel under your bed monster.
"I want to be your Wonderbra" is not the kind of support that teenage girl needed!
It's okay, Sookie, I know some good attorneys.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I've read this tread twice, I'm laughing so hard that I'm in tears.
I don't even care that I'm dirtayy lurkin.
We just care about the teenagers, okay?
SPLINTERS. And then she'd fall into a comma from the pain or something
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
It was the police van!
::carves Nicole 4 Eva into chest. Chest thumps::
DS2 August 2012
If we take you to Taco Bell, can we see your goodies while watching The Goonies?
::gulp::
Can we talk about the first thing that pops up? Oh, are we not sitting on your lap?
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."