I am angry at dh's penis

thetheisens

It's not like it snuck into bed with me while I was sleeping and impregnated me, but the thought of it touching me seriously makes me stabby. Dh tried to put a few moves on me last night and he got the point when I tried to glare holes through his head. I can't get pregnant AGAIN.  I feel much better about the whole situation and am starting to feel excited for the baby. I just would like to never have sex again, which is highly unusual for me. 

missyishere

morsey2011

I am excited for you, but understand. DH didn't pull out the other night and wasn't wearing a condom and I was pissed. 

thetheisens

missyishere:

Jazzym12

If mh got me pregnant right now he would probably not survive.

Liz4444

Hold up, you're pregnant?  When the heck did that happen?  I am very upset that I seem to be the last one to know about this. 

Crystal, we know that the pulling out thing clearly doesn't work.

thetheisens

Thank you morsey for being excited for me. I will get there. There is stress blocking it right now.

Liz, I found out on Sunday. We had a drunk pull out oopsy. Condoms don't work when they remain in your night stand apparently.

Dh did agree

cantalopes24

You were a willing participant but unless you were holding him down it was his responsibility to know when he needed to stop. So I'm definitely in the camp of its more like 75 his fault.

And even if it were 50 50, you being mad at him would b

thetheisens

cantalopes24:

You were a willing participant but unless you were holding him down it was his responsibility to know when he ne

stardust317

I totally missed your BFP post, but congrats.

I was so upset when we found out about DD2 and it took a long time to wrap my head around it, but its great. She's here. DD1 loves her. Everything will work out.

I was also total

thetheisens

stardust317:

I totally missed your BFP post, but congrats. I was so upset when we found out about DD2 and it took a long

pennysuedog

Maybe you should take your aggression out at JJ's.  Lettuce rage!

thetheisens

pennysuedog:

Maybe you should take your aggression out at JJ's.  Lettuce rage!

Oh dear lord,

pennysuedog

Oh, like JJ's veggie sub but I'd take a smash burger any day over a sub from anywhere!!!

thetheisens

What is a smash burger? It sounds delicious whatever it is.

missyishere

thetheisens:

What is a smash burger? It sounds delicious whatever it is.

The only smash burger is in Des

thetheisens

missyishere:

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pennysuedog

Maybe you should get smash burger for Mother's day. mmm!

missyishere

thetheisens:

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jonnygurl76

Well, it isn't like you can pregnant while you are pregnant so just let go of the grudge and enjoy the 9 months of condom less sex...