Siri needs to be integrated to tell me the SB updates for the day.
"Siri, check SB for me"
"Today there was massive fangirling over football pictures and a shirtless Harry. Prepare yourself."
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

Re: I had a genius idea
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."