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So we went to Wal-Mart today...

Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
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We didn't see any of you, but we did have the unique pleasure of experiencing this:

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THIS COULD HAVE BEEN US, SOOKS.

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"are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

"Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member

    We also saw this girl

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    But she didn't know who Benedict Cumberbatch was, so we knew it couldn't have bee

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    We should meet in my bedroom

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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    Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member

    imageMackalien13:
    I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEETING ME AT WALMART

    WE DIDN'T SEE YOU, EITHER. 

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    She was busy creeping in Niall's bushes.

    Hee hee. 

    That's what

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    Irishmen do have very dirty accents.

    As do Liverpool men.

    And Scottish men.

    I've met my

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    missyisheremissyishere member
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    You can just meet me at my house.

    I'm at 123, Buttfuck, IA. 

    Fu



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    Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    imageSookieFrackhouse68:

    Maybe?

    Unacceptable. 

    Thus ends our Carly Rae Jepsen impression

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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    This ENTIRE post confuses me so bad. I for sure need some effing sleep like now.

    BUUUUUTTT before I go here is this!

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