I just realized this will take a while, which is fine because I have all day today and tomorrow alone, so it'll give me something to do.
That being said, can I just say that I really do have a life guise. My iPad and no children makes it so easy to just hop on tumblr and peruse for a while. Throw in insomnia, and I pretty much look like a tween girl putting off her homework. Please don't think I'm some awkward loser in my mom's basement. I promise I'm not lol
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Re: Lunch break