I hate my evening. I ate too many crackers earlier today. Now I haz the die er eeee ah! I basically have enough time to fb or tb for a couple of minutes before running to the bathroom again. H is pissed, I am out of room spray, and H swears he heard a sploosh when he was at the other side of the house. Its so bad in here now I have a bucket in front of me since now I'm spouting off both ends.
I think I beat what's her face's H puking in the sink. And I didn't have to leave my kid unattended at home for it, even if he's been asleep the entire time.
The fact that the little flucker can sleep through this shiit, no pun intended, amazes me.
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Re: This is not a good night (TMI)
Are you telling me you don't bump from the toilet?
Or is it so bad you could possibly spritz your phone?
Dude, that sucks. I'm sorry!! I hope you feel better!
Also, love the Lulu thrown in your sig. I cosplayed as her once.
Wait, what kind of crackers!!?!?!??!!?
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"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Ritz crackers with blue cheese laughing cow
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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This was my thought as well.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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