April 2013 Moms

AW: Dear [insert everyone who thinks they know everything]:

I saw the thread for Dear MIL and LOVED IT! I am blessed to not have any problems with my MIL, but my step mom is driving me insane. She's only been dating my daddy for a year and this is the... stuff... I hear daily. So here's my letter to her. Add yours for your coworker, SO, family member, whoever!! It feels awesome :)


Dear step mom,
You have never had a child. You've never adopted a child. You've had boyfriends that have kids. Big difference. You've been through a lot, but NOTHING is the same as being a parent.
Just because you watched your niece when she was a baby while your sister was at work does NOT mean you know everything about being a parent.
Just because your niece was "such a good baby" and "slept all through the night as soon as she was home" does not mean my baby is not perfect if he doesn't.
Your cats are not exactly like having a baby.
Just because your friend was "healed" and "fully active" 4 days after labor, does not mean that I will be an attention whore if I am not.
And just because you "walked a few days after ankle surgery when most people can't walk for months" does not mean that everyone else is faking it.
If you tell me that I need to stop eating or drinking something one more time, I swear I'm going to slap you. I quit smoking the second I found out, I don't drink soda, I watch my sugar and sodium intake, and eat fresh foods as often as possible.
Also, lecture my SO one more time and I'll have to go full on ninja on your .
I love you, and I'm about to duct tape your mouth.

MWAH! Kthx

*sigh* SO much better!! Now I wanna see some good letters! :)
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