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August 2012 Moms
alrighthamilton
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Stoners Say the Darndest Things!
alrighthamilton
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Title: Stoners Say the Darndest Things!
A little backstory: my cousin married a woman who had a son from a previous relationship, at a very young age. This kid is now around 20 and a drug addict-pot and mainly pills, I think. He's a total loser who has stolen from various family members, including my elderly grandma, at family get togethers. He is that family member you are embarrassed to have, wish you didn't, but sometimes are forced to put up with. Well, he is unfortunately going to be a father in May and we attended his couple's baby shower, mainly because we get along well with his mother and step father (my cousin and his wife) and they are always very involved in family functions. My brother was making small talk with this kid (who reeked of marijuana) and said something banal like, "So, are you prepared to change a lot of diapers?" To which the kid replied, "I think so. I mean, they tell you on the side of the box which one to use if the kid takes a number 1 or a number 2." He says this as he is pointing to the gift table, where boxes of size 1 & 2 Pampers are sitting. The best part was my brother replying, instead of correcting him, "Well, great. Sounds like you've got things all figured out, then."
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Re: Stoners Say the Darndest Things!
I just laughed so hard I snorted.
That poor baby. At least he knows he has to change diapers. Hopefully, the mother isn't as into drugs? We were at barbecue with family friends of H and the daughter was KU. She was smart enough to avoid drugs and alcohol while pregnant but h