When I was in nursing school, I did an internship in the maternity ward. One of the patients named her new daughter Diamondz. Yes, with a Z. I wish I could remember her older sister's name. It was equally horrendous and also started with a D. Will post if I come up with it.
Re: Just thought of another gem... Pun intended
My sister worked at a car rental place a few summers back. She had a man come in (with official ID) by the name of Seymour Weiner.
Seriously. All he could do was say "my parents had a sense of humour". But, the poor guy, EVERYti