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My DH is so funny

The Nap TakerThe Nap Taker member
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Well, I'm back from the dead. I went home super sick on Friday and slept for 6 glorious hours.

So, on the news this morning they were talking about selecting a new pope. I asked my DH about the pope rules and if they can be married and have babies...he replies with "No" but they could before they became a priest.....

I told him "wouldn't it be funny if they selected a pope and then some kid came out and was all that pope is my daddy"

my witty DH replied with 

"Well, that would really hurt the sales of Pope-On-A-Rope" 

 

 

 ETA - I new what the rules were I just like to ask my DH questions to see what he will come up with

 

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  • nanabanana06nanabanana06
    I am tired and having a brainfart, but I don't get it. 
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  • rachael_c26rachael_c26 member
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    imageThe Nap Taker:

    I told him "wouldn't it be funny if they selected a pope and then some kid came out and was all that pope is my daddy"


    my witty DH replied with 


    "Well, that would really hurt the sales of Pope-On-A-Rope" 



    I didn't get it.



    Me either.

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  • aforstaforst member
    Add me to team "I don't get it."
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  • FrickandFrackFrickandFrack member
    LOL, that was pretty clever.
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  • rachael_c26rachael_c26 member
    I googled.

    Pope On A Rope is a band.


    You can also get little bars of soap shaped into a pope hung on a string. If you want that.
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  • FrickandFrackFrickandFrack member
    For those of you who don't get it, I took it as a play of "soap on a rope". I hope I'm not wrong.
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  • The Nap TakerThe Nap Taker member

    I hate you guys

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    If the pope had a baby mama come out and said they had sex it would cause an uproar therefore novelties like, mugs, window decals and "pope on a rope" would decline in sales

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    like SOAP ON A ROPE

     

     

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  • shadypinesshadypines member
    I am lost.. But it is Monday!


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  • The Nap TakerThe Nap Taker member
    imagembenit4:

    Well you and your DH laughed so that is all that counts.

    Now, I will be thinking of this all day and never get that time back.

    If you didn't find it funny that's okay, but being a snarky bittch about it is seems uncalled for.

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  • The Nap TakerThe Nap Taker member

    imageMollusksWrangler:
    I'm sure most of what my H says no one thinks is funny but me. I'm glad he makes you laugh. I really wasn't trying to be snatchy.

    I didn't think you were. I was talking to MB. 


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  • RondackHikerRondackHiker member
    imageThe Nap Taker:
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    Well you and your DH laughed so that is all that counts.


    Now, I will be thinking of this all day and never get that time back.

    If you didn't find it funny that's okay, but being a snarky bittch about it is seems uncalled for.


    I didn't read her comment as snarky. My snarkmeter may be off, though.


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  • Littledeer84Littledeer84 member
    I saw a pope on a rope sketch on conen, and I laughed. The actually were swinging a guy dressed as the pope around on a rope. It was stupid funny.
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