Listen.

poppyseed1017

I just want to say that I GET IT.  I get it, ok?

I now have a crush on Harry.

G*ddamnit.

CinemaGoddess

One of us! One of us!

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thepretzelchick

YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, POPPY!

Does that make me sound creepy? I don't care. I love you, Poppy, and I'm glad you're here. 

poppyseed1017

Also, I heard their song today on the way to work and at first I thought it was fake because there was something about "girl, your jeans are still too tight" or some shiit like that.  But then I realized it was 1D and I was like, whatever this song is legit.

poppyseed1017

thepretzelchick:

YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, POPPY!

Does that make me sound creepy? I don't care. I love you, Poppy, and I'm glad you're here. 

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poppyseed1017

poppyseed1017

LoisLayn23:

poppyseed1017:

Also, I heard their song today on the way to work and at first I thought it was fake because there was something about "girl, your jeans are still too tight" or some shiit like that.  But then I realized it was 1D and I was like, whatever this song is legit.

"You still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me."

HAHAHAHA!

That's what I said, no?

thepretzelchick

You probably heard "Little Things"..."You still have to squeeze into your jeans."

I imagine it that he's singing, "You still have to squeeze into your mom jeans." It makes me feel better about my hips. He approves of my post-baby body.

CinemaGoddess

LoisLayn23:

poppyseed1017:

Also, I heard their song today on the way to work and at first I thought it was fake because there was something about "girl, your jeans are still too tight" or some shiit like that.  But then I realized it was 1D and I was like, whatever this song is legit.

"You still have to squeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me."

I think ashley was the one who changed it to "squeeze into your mom jeans" and that's the only way I hear it now. 

poppyseed1017

Every time I have to squeeze my fatass into some jeans, I'll think of Harry.  And it will be ok.

CinemaGoddess

Jinx, pretzel!

Wine O Mite

WELCOME!!!

Harry has a way about him.

I love him so so so so so much. 

BoopADoopBetty

With Harry all things are possible.

CinemaGoddess

Onederful Mother:

You don't wanna know how much you ate?

Not a problem for Harry. 

I love this misquote so much.  So so much. 

poppyseed1017

Onederful Mother:

You don't wanna know how much you ate?

Not a problem for Harry. 

This is why I love him. 

No, Harry.  I never want to know how much I ate.  Ever again.

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AAA024

poppyseed1017:

Every time I have to squeeze my fatass into some jeans, I'll think of Harry.  And it will be ok.

I think this every day. EVERY DAY....

insertclevername

Pull up a beach chair, grab an umbrella drink and enjoy the beautiful scenery

scoutkate

Onederful Mother:

CinemaGoddess:

Onederful Mother:

You don't wanna know how much you ate?

Not a problem for Harry. 

I love this misquote so much.  So so much. 

It's just the best, really.

 

Y'all hush.

And OP--welcome!

poppyseed1017

DC2London:

scoutkate:

Onederful Mother:

CinemaGoddess:

Onederful Mother:

You don't wanna know how much you ate?

Not a problem for Harry. 

I love this misquote so much.  So so much. 

It's just the best, really.

Y'all hush.

And OP--welcome!

It's ok, scout, I thought he was saying "ate," too.  And I totally know he's talking to me when he says the bit about squeezing into my jeans.  Harry appreciates that I allowed my arse to expand in the name of birthing cute bebehs.  He gets me. 

Omg, is he really not saying ate?

I am not a true fan.

::hangs head in shame::