10 Milestones That Suck

wilsontl19191

https://www.chicagonow.com/baby-sideburns/2013/03/milestones-suck/

Please tell me you follow her blog - Baby Sideburns.  She is a f!cking riot!  

Chunstad

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ETA;  AWESOME!  I want to add "Wanting to be read to".  I'm not joking when I say that I'm at least on my 30th book today and I just want to be left alone!  Stop asking me to read you a book!

Why yes I am a teacher, and I'm awaiting my MOTY award.

wilsontl19191

Thank you, Chunstad!  I am clicky-challenged.   

anasazi17

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

colliebabe

BrittAnnie19:

Haha! Loved it! Thanks for sharing. Did you notice the about the blogger description listed her as "incredibly hairy." Hehe.
nbsp;I third the book thing. "Baby bear baby bear what do you see?" The answer to that question is "I don't give a fruck." I have so many books memorized now and sometimes I'm just so thrilled when I can read a different one after reading the same one 10 times in a row. Luckily every now and then I can tell her "read to yourself" and she'll actually do it.

DD loves the Baby Bear, Brown Bear and Polar Bear. They are the same darn books! I read them because she loves them, but they drive me crazy.

Off to read the link!

Ms.Jade

anasazi17:

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

I'm the evil mom who has been known to reach my limit  the books out of reach so that E will play with something else - anything else. I admit it. She plays with her toys so well when there are no books around and sometimes I just need a fvucking break. I said it.

cantalopes24

Ms.Jade:

anasazi17:

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

I'm the evil mom who has been known to reach my limit  the books out of reach so that E will play with something else - anything else. I admit it. She plays with her toys so well when there are no books around and sometimes I just need a fvucking break. I said it.

I also sometimes read aloud from a book I'm reading while flipping the pages of one of her books. She's started trying to rip my book so I don't know if that will last much longer. I keep most of her books in her closet.

wilsontl19191

P is obsessed with light switches. I have to pick him up so he can reach the switch and turn it on and off over and over and over! He's weird. Lol

Ms.Jade

cantalopes24:

Ms.Jade:

anasazi17:

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

I'm the evil mom who has been known to reach my limit  the books out of reach so that E will play with something else - anything else. I admit it. She plays with her toys so well when there are no books around and sometimes I just need a fvucking break. I said it.

I also sometimes read aloud from a book I'm reading while flipping the pages of one of her books. She's started trying to rip my book so I don't know if that will last much longer. I keep most of her books in her closet.

Gotta try this one! 

Chunstad

Ms.Jade:

anasazi17:

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

I'm the evil mom who has been known to reach my limit  the books out of reach so that E will play with something else - anything else. I admit it. She plays with her toys so well when there are no books around and sometimes I just need a fvucking break. I said it.

The pre-baby me would have been shocked.  The post-baby agrees with you 100%.

Ms.Jade

Chunstad:

Ms.Jade:

anasazi17:

This is great. 

Chunstad, I'm on my 30th book as well...only it's the same 3 books over and over and over...meh. 

I'm the evil mom who has been known to reach my limit  the books out of reach so that E will play with something else - anything else. I admit it. She plays with her toys so well when there are no books around and sometimes I just need a fvucking break. I said it.

The pre-baby me would have been shocked.  The post-baby agrees with you 100%.

Oh me too. And DH being a librarian is insult to injury. I never thought I would try to encourage toys over books but here we are.  

Shannon526

Haha those are hilarious!

I can especially relate to number 2 right now. L just started really saying "mama" and I was so excited. And then I realized how annoying it can be after she says it 100 times in a row. For no reason. Good grief.

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Stewie keeps saying "Ma, Mom, Mommy, Ma..."