Overheard today

AshleyAnthony2B

"follow me on twitter, so I look important"

 

Anybody else work with some questionable characters and hear anything good today?

Ya Never Know

I'm not at work today, but after telling my boss that I couldn't come in due to kidney stone and I actually have a doctor's note for a week off (even though I'm going back after 2 days), he says:

"I'm surprised that your doctor suggested a week off though (I went directly to a party, from the hospital, my doctor saying that beer would help flush things)"

 

Ummm.. yeah, I'm pretty sure that alcohol and morphine go really good together.... Idiot.