You east coasters are slacking this AM. FFFC

robinsokj

I can't think of anything at the moment

RockyTopVols

Handing out Parenting issued flame suits. Take one as you enter, please.

NativeFloridian

I dislike being naked.  But that's not really flame-worthy is it?

robinsokj

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

RockyTopVols

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

I have been tempted to Google it to see what it was.

argonne

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

agree. However, I think most Internet trendy things are stupid.  

RondackHiker

I'm supposed to be eating healthy, yet this is my breakfast today.

I don't feel guilty.

NativeFloridian

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

I refuse to acknowledge the Harlem Shake.  Never seen a video.  Don't care to.

shadypines

I confess I like squirrels. lol

ETA-pic

RockyTopVols

I'm trying to come up with some scandalous confession that people will flame me for and bring back up in a couple weeks to play "Gotcha" with.

But I got nothing yet. Still thinking.

NativeFloridian

I hate Taylor Swift and all the sh!tty lyrics to all of her sh!tty songs.  If she can't come up with something better soon I think she deserves to lose all her fame and glory.  Also, girl next door my ass.  That chick's legs are never, ever, ever getting back together.

ThePolishHammer

I can't stop watching Lifetime movies.

Yes, I know they're terrible.  

missyishere

NativeFloridian:

I dislike being naked.nbsp; But that's not really flameworthy is it?

I'm the opposite. I looove being naked. In fact, I've posed nude before. I don't think I would do it again since I'm am a mom now, unless someone paid for me to have some new boobs.

acaudill75

RockyTopVols:

Handing out Parenting issued flame suits. Take one as you enter, please.

Im not sure those suits work on me

My FFFC: I stayed home today because I've been feeling shiitty for a week now. DH was taking way too long to get DDs ready for school, and I was thinking all kinds of nasty thoughts about him. He was eating into my alone at home time, which is precious indeed. I may or may not have forgotten to tell him the car was on double ugly empty. 

colliebabe

Ooo I have a good one then!

I am filming a Harlem Shake today after school with some of our students.  While I personally don't "get it," they wanted to do it and I am all for helping them out with it and being a part of it.

ETA: And I like the song.

jessalared

NativeFloridian:

I hate Taylor Swift and all the sh!tty lyrics to all of her sh!tty songs.  If she can't come up with something better soon I think she deserves to lose all her fame and glory.  Also, girl next door my ass.  That chick's legs are never, ever, ever getting back together.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk

ppants

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

NativeFloridian

jessalared:

NativeFloridian:

I hate Taylor Swift and all the sh!tty lyrics to all of her sh!tty songs.  If she can't come up with something better soon I think she deserves to lose all her fame and glory.  Also, girl next door my ass.  That chick's legs are never, ever, ever getting back together.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk

  That video makes me laugh every time.

klondikebar

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

The only thing I know about it is from refernces to it on this board. It sounds stupid.

kmm2150

We give DD her bath imbibe of those inflatable rubber ducky tubs, inside the upstairs bathtub that no one else uses. I haven't cleaned that bathtub like, ever and noticed the other night that it's getting kinda gross underneath her ducky tub. One of these days I'm gonna actually have to scrub the bathtub.

Fwiw, I do pick up the duck tub and lean it over so it can dry out underneath each night.

acaudill75

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

ThePolishHammer

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this too. 

jessalared

NativeFloridian:

jessalared:

NativeFloridian:

I hate Taylor Swift and all the sh!tty lyrics to all of her sh!tty songs.  If she can't come up with something better soon I think she deserves to lose all her fame and glory.  Also, girl next door my ass.  That chick's legs are never, ever, ever getting back together.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk

  That video makes me laugh every time.

I know, I feel so juvenile but I don't care. That ish is funny.

kj07

I ate a bag of Bugles for breakfast.  And now I feel a little sick, but also a little satisfied.

missyishere

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

The Nap Taker

eddy321:

I'm contemplating "losing" DD's favorite library book before it's due so that I have to pay for it and she gets to keep it.  With our funds right now, DH would be pretty ticked if I bought books she didn't need, but the thing is like $3, and I have a feeling she's going to be a very, very sad little girl when she has to return it.  It might break my heart.

Also, FWIW, the library has a policy that you can only renew it so many times before having to return it, so I can't just indefinitely keep renewing it.  I tried that route.

Do you not have a half priced books? Or any used book store?

I buy all our books at HPB, I refuse to pay 25.00 for a book at B&N. They have a huge selection. They also sell DVD, CD, and art activities for toddlers.

missyishere

I keep trying to think of some sexual confession, but nothing will ever top helloblueeyes. Where'd you go, blue yes?

KJmashup

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

OMG, yes, yes, yes. You and my DH are now officially the only people I know who stand with me. 

RondackHiker

CTGirl30:

eddy321:

SouthSideDrea:

eddy321:

I'm contemplating "losing" DD's favorite library book before it's due so that I have to pay for it and she gets to keep it.  With our funds right now, DH would be pretty ticked if I bought books she didn't need, but the thing is like $3, and I have a feeling she's going to be a very, very sad little girl when she has to return it.  It might break my heart.

Also, FWIW, the library has a policy that you can only renew it so many times before having to return it, so I can't just indefinitely keep renewing it.  I tried that route.

If money is that tight I'll buy you the book. Gotta be less than $12 or so right? I assume you don't want to forsake your integrity and steal over $12. Seriously. PM me, I'm happy to gift a book. I can't think of a better way to spend a few bucks,

Lol.  Not steal it!  I meant say I lost it so I could pay for it and keep it.  That way, DH can't complain.  That was very sweet of you, though.

I spent 10 years working in a public library and I'm totally side eyeing this idea, Eddy. What is the book title? I'm sure Amazon has super cheap used copies you can have delivered for less than 5dollars.

I'm not sure I understand the side eyeing. The library is compensated fully, right? Is that not the way it works?

FTR, I've never done this, but I didn't think it was ripping off the library.

KJmashup

NativeFloridian:

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

I refuse to acknowledge the Harlem Shake.  Never seen a video.  Don't care to.

Let me break it down for you:

 

 

One person dances spasmodically.

Several others join in.

 

 

If you're waiting for a punchline, there isn't one... 

 

acaudill75

missyishere:

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

I don't think so. I'm am fascinated by camel toe and the people who sport it. Don't they care? Do they even know? Do they own a mirror? Does it hurt? 

missyishere

KJmashup:

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

OMG, yes, yes, yes. You and my DH are now officially the only people I know who stand with me. 

I haven't seen any of the videos. Am I cool yet?

MrsGoodkat

I'm curious what book it is, Eddy!

Last night I was remembering how when I was younger (like 12) we were on vacation in Canada and the gift shop sold fake cigarettes. I bought them (either with my own money or my mom bought them for me) and sat in the back seat on the ride home pretending like I was smoking as cars passed by. I totally am judging my mother for allowing me to buy pretend cigarettes. It was such a weird thing for me to think was cool. 

Regne

I am completely freaked out by the granola bar commercial where the girl jumps into the lake to swim to the dock but in her imagination she is swimming in the ocean with killer whales and giant storms and pirate ships.

I have literally had nightmares about killer whales, I think they are creepy as hell.

And swimming in that "Perfect Storm" scene is freaky to me too.  As much as I love the beach, I guess the ocean just scares me.

MrsGoodkat

missyishere:

KJmashup:

robinsokj:

I have a UO and Ill just drop it here

I think Harlem Shake is stupid.  Not stupid funny, just stupid.  And that song is unbearable

OMG, yes, yes, yes. You and my DH are now officially the only people I know who stand with me. 

I haven't seen any of the videos. Am I cool yet?

Me, neither. I thought the Harlem Shake was old. Is there another dance with the name Harlem in it that I'm thinking of? I'm never on top of these things. I think Obama knew about Gangnam Style before I heard it. 

missyishere

acaudill75:

missyishere:

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

I don't think so. I'm am fascinated by camel toe and the people who sport it. Don't they care? Do they even know? Do they own a mirror? Does it hurt? 

 

Maybe they should invest in a cuchini?

acaudill75

missyishere:

acaudill75:

missyishere:

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

I don't think so. I'm am fascinated by camel toe and the people who sport it. Don't they care? Do they even know? Do they own a mirror? Does it hurt? 

 

Maybe they should invest in a cuchini?

Is that what someone wears when their vagina hurts? I imagine it doesn't matter how fast you pull that off, it's gonna hurt. 

kmm2150

Omg that is insane! Why does it have a little bulge?!

missyishere:

acaudill75:

missyishere:

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

I don't think so. I'm am fascinated by camel toe and the people who sport it. Don't they care? Do they even know? Do they own a mirror? Does it hurt? 

 

Maybe they should invest in a cuchini?

The Nap Taker

I have nothing good.

I have been a total thread killer lately ::sads::

I love the show "Bunny Ranch" on HBO. I told DH we need to go there just to drink at the bar and see what it's like. I also think the owner is a total stud (not in the good looking way) 

missyishere

acaudill75:

missyishere:

acaudill75:

missyishere:

acaudill75:

mrs_sexy:

If I'm walking behind someone, I look at their butt. Not the entire time, but I do check it out.

I do this with boobs. My boobs are the one part of me I am insecure about. So I check out boobs that I wish I could put on my chest. 

I check for bulges and camel toes. Am I a perv? LMK

I don't think so. I'm am fascinated by camel toe and the people who sport it. Don't they care? Do they even know? Do they own a mirror? Does it hurt? 

 

Maybe they should invest in a cuchini?

Is that what someone wears when their vagina hurts? I imagine it doesn't matter how fast you pull that off, it's gonna hurt. 

It's a camel toe guard. There are also female cups to prevent injury.

colliebabe

The Nap Taker:

I have nothing good.

I have been a total thread killer lately ::sads::

I love the show "Bunny Ranch" on HBO. I told DH we need to go there just to drink at the bar and see what it's like. I also think the owner is a total stud (not in the good looking way) 

Can I steal your FFFC? I was just in Las Vegas and wanted to go. Although I think it's kind of far from the city, so we didn't go.