Sexy? Not so much.

fennyann

Alright ladies, lets hear some funny stories of times where you were trying to be sexy and it just did not pan out the way you had planned. 

I will go first.

This was about 3 years ago...

DH has a job that requires him to be on call once a month. So when he's on call he stays with his sister for the week so he's not commuting so much and wasting so much gas. So, towards the end of the week I was really missing him. We both couldn't wait to spend time with each other once he got home. Well, I wanted to go all out and make the night very special for him. So, I went and bought a new piece of sexy lingerie. I'm not one to be too forward when it comes to sex, but I decided to go for it. When he saw my in my little outfit, he was very surprised and excited of course. Me "trying" to be sexy threw DH on the bed and as I was getting ready to jump on top, I whacked my foot off our dresser and broke my pinky toe. I fell on the floor crying and laughing at the same time. In the process of falling on the floor, my foot got caught on the cord of our lamp and it went flying half way across the room.. DH just laid on the bed cracking up...haha I never tried this again. 

doggiemom4

I'll bite.

This was about 4 years ago. DH and I were going at it pretty hard and we ended up breaking our head board. Luckily for us all that had happened was the side rail had come unhooked, it was an easy fix for us to do. Well, a few days later it happened again except that where the side rail hooks to the head board had completely came unscrewed and broke off. Needless to say we had to call the customer service place to have someone come fix it. They asked what happened, we told them we had jumped up on the bed to put the sheets on and it broke. 

When it did break. We laughed and kept on going. 

danak4

Once I thought I'd try to be romantic and set the mood with candles... and while dtd a pillow got too close to the candle on the night stand and the pillow case caught on fire. 

StephRN23

Oh gosh. This is really embarrassing. But when we first moved in our house we had a full sized bed on a crappy frame. Every time we DTD, the bed ended up on the other side of the room.So we bought a king sized bed. The second night we had it, I tried doing a little strip tease and ended up whacking my head on the ceiling fan. Typical.

ETA: correcting auto correct