Birth announcements... since it's slow here today :)

SoleilMoon

from knoxnews.com birth announcements....

Blaklyn Michelle
King Victor Lynn
Kassidy Stori
Jar'Vae X'Darriea
Emerson Alan (girl first & middle names)
Madisyn J'Albriee
Nevaeh Faith Pray
Brystal Rayn
Keeton Erok
Wyleigh Amelia
Ka'Marieah MiQues and Na'Marieah NiQues  (seriously, not making this up!)

I mean... I just can't with these.

Zimger

Wow...

MrMrsandBaby

Wow...you couldn't make up names that bad if you tried!   Why, WHY, do parents hate their children?

ETA: the worst one around me is Tinley Lynn so I guess I live in a pretty tame area!

Kmommy91

dumbfounded

Littledeer84

Never thought I would say this, but I like Emerson.

EmeraldSea

SoleilMoon:

from knoxnews.com birth announcements....

There's something bad in the water in Knoxville. Do not drink the water.

SoleilMoon

Littledeer84:

Never thought I would say this, but I like Emerson.

It's not bad, but Alan as a middle name for a girl?  Both are considered boy names, only reason I put it up there with all the other doozies.

CeCe8579

Holy crap!

nikip6454

Wow a girl named Emerson Alan is the winner in that bunch, sad, so very sad. She has a male name but it is spelled correctly!

ShoeFanatic614

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

JSM3

Holy wow.

oliversmommy32912

Jar'Vae X'Darriea.....all I see is Diarrhea. 

 

ETA: HA @Shoefanatic....guess I'm not the only one. 

piperjayne

ShoeFanatic614:

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

 

I was totally going to say that. 

MrsJ723

Some of those look like someone shook scrabble tiles, threw them down, and made a "name".

LadyXaverian

OP, you and I read the name news website.

Yeah, those names are awesome.

LadyXaverian

piperjayne:

ShoeFanatic614:

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

I was totally going to say that. 

Omfg, I just looked this up because it is my local news website, one of the parents of this child is one of my former students.

strawberrytree

SarahL77:

piperjayne:

ShoeFanatic614:

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

I was totally going to say that. 

Omfg, I just looked this up because it is my local news website, one of the parents of this child is one of my former students.

I hope you weren't their English teacher! Lol.  

LadyXaverian

strawberrytree:

SarahL77:

piperjayne:

ShoeFanatic614:

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

I was totally going to say that. 

Omfg, I just looked this up because it is my local news website, one of the parents of this child is one of my former students.

I hope you weren't their English teacher! Lol.  

I was! LMAO

It was in middle school, though, so I get a pass, right??

Another one of my former students also had a baby birth announcement on the list, but it didn't make Soleil's list here, even though it was also fairly ridiculous. Le sigh.

Chelscole

I'm from Knox too and when our daughter was born we got the paper with her name. It was just as bad as this. The good news is her name looked adorable next to those train wrecks.

RussianMommy

stupid, stupid parents.

ChristyML

ShoeFanatic614:

SoleilMoon:

Jar'Vae X'Darriea

All I can see is diarrhea. 

Ditto.