Well, I still will never ever ever ever ever ever EVER be able to eat cucumbers again. That was a valiant effort, but no where near as awesomely disturbing as the pic you PG'd.
Well, I wanted a picture of Homer actually eating a cucumber, but I couldn't find one. I suppose I could make one or draw one, but that takes way too long.
Re: Sofa!
LOL
I'm eating cucumbers right now and it didn't even cross my mind.