How would you have responded?

HollyGraceWilliams

To preface, I am a very trim and slender woman who is accustomed to not being able to even get through a quick grocery store run without receiving looks of admiration as well as jealousy.

Anyway, this weekend I brought DD along to the grocery store in order to pick up some goodies for the Superbowl party that DH and I were hosting. While in the condiments aisle I couldn't help but notice an overweight (think FUPA) woman wearing stained sweatpants and a lumberjack top, looking haggardly at the ketchup bottles.

I quickly tried to manuever our cart out of that particular aisle because I didn't want to expose DD, but it was too late. She looked at me, with her big and innocent eyes, and asked "Mommy, why did God let this woman let herself go like that?" I know that the deeply shamed woman heard her, but she pretended to be immersed in her ketchup pursuit and didn't even look our way. I said, "I will explain it to you during the car ride home."

Of course DD asked again as soon as I got back to the car after returning my cart. I still couldn't come up with an answer, despite being a very well educated woman in possession of a MBA. She was deeply traumatized to know that those sort of people exist and asked for an explanation again this morning... What would you say?

Kristen050

I don't know but I feel sorry for you and your daughter. WOW. It's muddy in here.

Smootchy

 

 

klondikebar

You really put a lot of thought into this MUD.

Libby1978

This place is making me this morning, but this is some ridiculous MUD to present.  Even on a slow day.

Smootchy

 

 

KJmashup

Excellent attempt at MUD. If by excellent I mean poor.

Kristen050

HilarityEnsued:

I didn't even get past the preface before I died laughing.

Same here!

NotSharknado

Tell her that her mother is an assshole. Although I'm sure she already knows this. This reminds me, I'm out of ketchup.

suv75

Fail

BlueRidge8

ChurchLady31

Isn't that special?

MJHershey

Littledeer84

You bch, I was buying ketchup yesterday.

HollyGraceWilliams

Not really getting any helpful feedback here.... Awkward.

EVA116

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

lildevil968

Maybe people stare because you look like Jack Skellington?

I also find it very shameful that you teach your daughter that kind of crap.

kdjudd

Wow, you really put a lot of thought into this crap didn't you?

lrn327

shanado:

Tell her that her mother is an assshole. Although I'm sure she already knows this. This reminds me, I'm out of ketchup.

Don't forget your lumberjack top when you go out to get it.  

Wow OP, that wasn't even good!

NotSharknado

Littledeer84:

You bch, I was buying ketchup yesterday.

LOL!!!!

kwitt22

IUIBaby

Lol

Mrs.adambabycakes

You know what's disgusting?  Fancy sauce.  Ketchup and mayo mixed together.  There is nothing "fancy" about it DH!  NOTHING! 

HollyGraceWilliams

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

HollyGraceWilliams

EllaHella:

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

No longer will I +1 or a damn thing that you say so good foooooocking luck.

KJmashup

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

OK. 

MoonlitPlumeria

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

HollyGraceWilliams

So I guess I'll just tell DD that God didn't give a flucking fluck about fatty mclumberjack over in aisle 4 because NOBODY can be bothered to give me some feedback.

cgr8979

ashleysyn2:

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

This.Is.AWESOME!!!

kj07

HollyGraceWilliams:

So I guess I'll just tell DD that God didn't give a flucking fluck about fatty mclumberjack over in aisle 4 because NOBODY can be bothered to give me some feedback.

I think she just said that everyone on this board is God.  Did I read that right?  lmk.

 

Also, I am sad I had to look at that freak of nature horse-dog thingy again.  That did not improve my mood today.

HollyGraceWilliams

Pfft:

How old is your daughter?

14.

LaylaPartDeux

HollyGraceWilliams:

So I guess I'll just tell DD that God didn't give a flucking fluck about fatty mclumberjack over in aisle 4 because NOBODY can be bothered to give me some feedback.

Hey, if that's what your MBA education is steering you to do...sounds like a plan. Good luck and Godspeed.

KJmashup

acesup

HollyGraceWilliams:

I'm a douchecanoe.

FTFY 

HollyGraceWilliams

piglet6609:

HollyGraceWilliams:

I'm a douchecanoe.

FTFY 

That'll do, Pig, that'll do.

Kits AE

I would have told her that not all people (like you) have the opportunity to be pretty on the inside like lumberjack woman, and they have to make do with thinking they (you) are pretty on the outside and ignore the buttnugget they (you) are on the inside.

Also, the staring you think you are getting from people is probably cause your head has swelled to the size of your gigantor asss so you now look like this  but its hard for you (them) to see that when they (you) dont fit in the mirror.

JordynLeighx3

Your 14 year old calls you mommy and you still push her in a cart....?
I think you have bigger problems.

ThePolishHammer

JordynLeighx3:

Your 14 year old calls you mommy and you still push her in a cart....? I think you have bigger problems.

Lol! I was wondering this too. 

Kitiara5512

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

You're probably not respectable at all and are using an AE to try and cut down on the flames.

You failed.

Miserably.

ETA: I'm slender and fit too. Thats my pic at the bottom. NO really it is me. See my bf Wakka in the back ground?

tracieanchris

Well at least you put your cart away....

chiualover

HollyGraceWilliams:

I didn't want to have to play this card but I am a well respected regular using an AE for privacy purposes and I will not be treating some of you the same after your rude responses.

Mom?