trash-talking tuesday

Mrs.G123

trash-talking tuesday

why not, right?

Mrs.G123

I'll start.

Winter, you #$%^&ing suck. Be gone already.

Neighbor with white car, please move so I don't hit you when I have to accelerate out of my driveway to beat the snow.

candaceleigh21

Fluck you weather. Its Janurary, why is it 78 here ?!

navyandviolet

People who back into parking spaces are pricks and I hope someone keys their car.

mamathefox

why can people not do simple math? I SUCK at math and I can figure it out people! and pay your damn rent on time! (manage an apartment complex)

tbone_bride

Why must people honk their horn when DS is asleep in the car??? You piss me off!

MadamePresident

Puppy. You don't need to bark at people walking down the sidewalk when you see them from our living room window.

jennadoll87

I've decided that I have road rage! most of my gripes stem from driving to / from work.

** Morons who think they have the right of way and they clearly don't. News flash. Unless you have a green arrow you do NOT, i repeat, do NOT have the right of way when making a left turn at an intersection. 

lovinluke

Hey, old ass snowbirds...learn how to drive! How in the fluck do you get to keep your license every year???? I do NOT feel bad for laying on my horn and scaring the crap out of you AND your poodle! (I live in Florida...that explains it all.)

Mrschica

LauraT25:

navy&violet:

People who back into parking spaces are pricks and I hope someone keys their car.

YES.

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

nealbl

jennadoll87:

I've decided that I have road rage! most of my gripes stem from driving to / from work.

** Morons who think they have the right of way and they clearly don't. News flash. Unless you have a green arrow you do NOT, i repeat, do NOT have the right of way when making a left turn at an intersection. 

This makes me stabby 

Starry Again

dry weather... my hands are cracking.

hair... falling from my head in clumps.

chub... stubbornly staying on my belly. 

Mrschica

LauraT25:

Mrschica:

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

In a completely non-snarky way, can I ask why?  This might help me reduce my rage at back-in-ers.

When I bought my new car, the salesman asked me to back it in to the space and I flat-out refused.  The guy then said, "Oh actually you don't have to since you're buying it" and now my husband jokes that the only reason I bought it was so I wouldn't have to back in.  I have never done it and would prefer to be able to live my whole life keeping it that way.  

thats how I learned... I always drive big cars and I'm kinda small, so I always found it easier to back up... I really find it much easier than pulling in front first. 

Mrschica

Mrschica:

LauraT25:

Mrschica:

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

In a completely non-snarky way, can I ask why?  This might help me reduce my rage at back-in-ers.

When I bought my new car, the salesman asked me to back it in to the space and I flat-out refused.  The guy then said, "Oh actually you don't have to since you're buying it" and now my husband jokes that the only reason I bought it was so I wouldn't have to back in.  I have never done it and would prefer to be able to live my whole life keeping it that way.  

thats how I learned... I always drive big cars and I'm kinda small, so I always found it easier to back up... I really find it much easier than pulling in front first. 

i don't do it when the parking lot is extra busy tho, I hate those people... It holds everyone up! 

jennadoll87

Starry Again:

chub... stubbornly staying on my belly. 

^^^YES! mine is so hideous! 

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talandree

MadamePresident:

Puppy. You don't need to bark at people walking down the sidewalk when you see them from our living room window.

My dog does this all the time!! Lately he's been doing it just as Z is falling asleep, which of course wakes her up

AmyP4383

Fk ppl who start meetings at work with "don't get too close I have a stomach virus."

Um 1stay home if you are sick 2don't tell me you are sick after we are behind closed doors with no windows 3 realize I have an infant and maybe I don't want to spend the next 3 days hiding from him bc you gave me your stupid virus

blackcat3163

Starry Again:

dry weather... my hands are cracking.

hair... falling from my head in clumps.

chub... stubbornly staying on my belly. 

all.of.these.

MadamePresident

talandree:

MadamePresident:

Puppy. You don't need to bark at people walking down the sidewalk when you see them from our living room window.

My dog does this all the time!! Lately he's been doing it just as Z is falling asleep, which of course wakes her up

Yeah. We had next door neighbors with dogs, but they recently moved. I was hoping to break him of that habit.

IAM3Bs

Mrschica:

LauraT25:

navy&violet:

People who back into parking spaces are pricks and I hope someone keys their car.

YES.

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

I back into spaces. It's easier for me bc I am short. And if anyone keyed my car I'd cutabitch

hs10

jennadoll87:

Starry Again:

chub... stubbornly staying on my belly. 

^^^YES! mine is so hideous! 

I think mine is getting bigger...

talandree

MadamePresident:

talandree:

MadamePresident:

Puppy. You don't need to bark at people walking down the sidewalk when you see them from our living room window.

My dog does this all the time!! Lately he's been doing it just as Z is falling asleep, which of course wakes her up

Yeah. We had next door neighbors with dogs, but they recently moved. I was hoping to break him of that habit.

 

It doesn't help that our neighbors' kid (and friend) sometimes ends up playing in our ditch, which drives our dog even crazier...

Mrs.G123

IAM3Bs:

Mrschica:

LauraT25:

navy&violet:

People who back into parking spaces are pricks and I hope someone keys their car.

YES.

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

I back into spaces. It's easier for me bc I am short. And if anyone keyed my car I'd cutabitch

Wait.

What does being short have to do with it???

Mrschica

LauraT25:

Aside from people who take forever and hold up the parking lot, what bugs me is that it's often hard to tell when they are leaving (since there are no reverse lights to see) and NO ONE looks before pulling out.  I do think it's possible to be conscientious, but I have almost been hit/run over so many times by people.  Since no one ever looks, I have to be on the defensive, constantly looking for reverse lights (and stopping, because it's better to assume someone will just throw it in reverse and back out at high speed without looking), and that's not possible when someone backs in/pulls through.

I also hate when people pull through, especially in a lot with slanted spaces because then they are pointed in the wrong direction (also true for backing in to slanted spaces, actually).  I have had stand-offs with people who are trying to pull through into the same space that I'm pulling in to.

I don't actually get ragey about this, but I find it really annoying.  And I'm pretty sure that the person who hit my car in the garage was a back-in-er.  I will still be your friend, though, MrsChica.

fair enough!

and backing into slanted spaces is not cool, that's an unnecessary and dangerous move, it's easy enough to park in a slanted space. 

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Mrs.G123:

IAM3Bs:

Mrschica:

LauraT25:

navy&violet:

People who back into parking spaces are pricks and I hope someone keys their car.

YES.

i can't help it. It's the only way I can park ::hangs head in shame:: 

I back into spaces. It's easier for me bc I am short. And if anyone keyed my car I'd cutabitch

Wait. What does being short have to do with it???

Hard to see over your shoulder when trying to back out of a space when you are short. 

CnAnA

Why the hell does everyone feel the need to inform me when my kid farts?  It's a bodily function.  It happens.  Everybody farts.  No need to announce it to the entire room.  "Uh-oh!  She's pooting!"  So?  Deal with it.  There's a diaper between you and her butt, so pretty sure she's not passing any fart cooties on to whatever part of your body she's sitting on.