VERY funny student response to my pregnancy.

kjalejos

I teach 12th grade English at an urban high school. My one class of 12th graders is a very special group of kids. About 10 of the 15 kids are boys, 5th year seniors, demote seniors, or have some sort of learning disability. It is hectic, but they're an endearing group of kids who keep me on my toes, and I adore them. 

 Today one of the girls in the class was trying to get us off topic and asked if I had kids or when I'm going to have kids. So I decided it was a good time to tell the class that I was pregnant.

After a lot of "Awwwwwws" and "Congrats," one boy, who is about to be a dad himself in March, said, "Do your husband's titties hurt? Because the first couple months that my girl was pregnant, my titties hurt. My mom says that it's normal for the dad to feel some of the girl's pain. So do your husband's titties hurt?" 

I know that I should have immediately reprimanded him about using appropriate language in class, but I just started laughing and put my head down on my desk in total defeat. Another student jumped in and said, "Bro don't say 'titties' say 'breasts' or 'bosoms' - Say, Mrs. A, does your husbands breasts or bosoms hurt?" 

Needless to say we never got back on topic  

TurtleMomma

LOL! Just... LOL.

MitsB707

LOL! Omg, that's too funny!

Nascarmom48

OMG that is to funny. I work as a Para at a charter school. My Middle Schoolers do not know yet. But I'm waiting for all the questions. 

MrsBlindLove

That is super funny! I don't usually laugh out loud at things on the internet but I did with this.

TrishaKitti

*dying*

foxyroxy

This might be my favorite thing I've ever read on TB.

kjalejos

I'm glad I could make you ladies laugh.  I haven't stopped laughing about this alllllllllllll day. 

PS - my husband's titties have been totally fine  

coraggiosa

That is hilarious. They sound very endearing My cousin teaches at an urban school, and has a lot of students who repeat grades and stuff, and she has some great stories. She absolutely adores her students. 

babydancer83

LOL!

Too funny!!

HermansWife

I'm dying I'm laughing so hard. This is exactly how it would go down in my 7th grade class, with my "I don't quite know how to do school' kids...

HermansWife

oops, somehow that posted 2x. Sorry!

katharine25

This is great!!

wifemomnurse

After the day I've had I needed this story to lift my spirit!! Absolutely hilarious :

lynn97

So funny!! We announced our news to our families at Christmas. My nephew is 12 but also has some issues. He is adopted and was a drug baby and has some "filter" issues in particular. I married his mom's brother and he has always been fond of me. My SIL brought up the pregnancy at dinner a couple days after Christmas. She asked if he understood what it meant. He sat there quietly at first and said yes, he understood that we were having another baby. Then, he blurted out, "wait a minute...this must mean that Uncle R and Aunt L had sex!!!" Um, great...

MitsB707

Btw, just read this to DH, and he started cracking up as well, lol

Ahtnamas6789

Hahahaha too funny!!!! Lol!!

staceyh36

lmao...  I laughed so hard I cried!!

Mamusia2be

Oh my gosh I started choking from laughing so hard! Haha

PackersFan315

LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!! I so needed that after the past 24 hours I've had!!

Emmakins87

I can so see my kids saying that that too, That is hysterical!

lynn97

somebodysmama21:

lynn97:

So funny!! We announced our news to our families at Christmas. My nephew is 12 but also has some issues. He is adopted and was a drug baby and has some "filter" issues in particular. I married his mom's brother and he has always been fond of me. My SIL brought up the pregnancy at dinner a couple days after Christmas. She asked if he understood what it meant. He sat there quietly at first and said yes, he understood that we were having another baby. Then, he blurted out, "wait a minute...this must mean that Uncle R and Aunt L had sex!!!" Um, great...

Both of those stories are so funny! When we told my nephew he said "again?" I'm thinking we only have one kid it's not like we have 50 kids. Then I reminded him that he is a second child and had his parents only had one he wouldn't be there he thought about it for a few minutes and then just goes 'okay' and walks away.

Lol. Kids are so funny!!

koalabear1987

Ha ha ha... That is a great response.

Melanieian

kjalejos:

I teach 12th grade English at an urban high school. My one class of 12th graders is a very special group of kids. About 10 of the 15 kids are boys, 5th year seniors, demote seniors, or have some sort of learning disability. It is hectic, but they're an endearing group of kids who keep me on my toes, and I adore them. 

 Today one of the girls in the class was trying to get us off topic and asked if I had kids or when I'm going to have kids. So I decided it was a good time to tell the class that I was pregnant.

After a lot of "Awwwwwws" and "Congrats," one boy, who is about to be a dad himself in March, said, "Do your husband's titties hurt? Because the first couple months that my girl was pregnant, my titties hurt. My mom says that it's normal for the dad to feel some of the girl's pain. So do your husband's titties hurt?" 

I know that I should have immediately reprimanded him about using appropriate language in class, but I just started laughing and put my head down on my desk in total defeat. Another student jumped in and said, "Bro don't say 'titties' say 'breasts' or 'bosoms' - Say, Mrs. A, does your husbands breasts or bosoms hurt?" 

Needless to say we never got back on topic  

Too funny!! OMG that is awesome!

 On a serious note, the love that you have for your students pours through your words. I respect your love, devotion and admiration of your kids. It melts my heart so I just wanted to thank you for being a teacher and a role model for them. You have one of the most difficult jobs and I wish all teachers felt the way you do.

sabrinatolga

Ok, I needed that chuckle this morning. That's pretty funny.

kjalejos

Melanieian Thank you! That really means a lot to me. You made me tear up a bit!

Melanieian

kjalejos:

Thank you! That really means a lot to me. You made me tear up a bit!

You are welcome

KARMEN806

LOL YES! TOO FUNNY!!

bendicott7

That is HILARIOUS!!!! I love that story! I am a high school teacher too, but none of my kids know yet.  I'm sure some are suspicious, but none have asked me yet.  One of my friends said one of the kids asked her if I was pregnant, but of course she didn't confirm or give any hints.  The crazy thing is that I had a dream two nights before she told me that the same kid asked me if I was pregnant!  I think that is crazy!  I can't wait to hear some of the comments I get from my kids!

kjalejos

bendicott7:

That is HILARIOUS!!!! I love that story! I am a high school teacher too, but none of my kids know yet.  I'm sure some are suspicious, but none have asked me yet.  One of my friends said one of the kids asked her if I was pregnant, but of course she didn't confirm or give any hints.  The crazy thing is that I had a dream two nights before she told me that the same kid asked me if I was pregnant!  I think that is crazy!  I can't wait to hear some of the comments I get from my kids!

Yeah, that was only 1 of my 5 classes, so who knows what other crazy comments I'll get once they all know...

 PS - that the dream coincidence is pretty crazy!