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andyyougoonie

Here's an interesting post for you.

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/71454637/ShowThread.aspx#71454637

My question is: why the f'uck does she need to talk to her (currently unborn) baby about sex/fetishes at all? 

[Deleted User]

Oh.  Um...

EastCoastBride

I don't think she means talking TO her child about any of this.  That's really my question - WHO is she venting about?  WHO is pushing her into this supposed corner she feels she's being pushed into?

 

 

mom2pottamus

I have no idea what the purpose of that post was and I read it twice.  Who the hell is she talking to or about?

NotSharknado

Wait, she never said she would expose her child to any of her shenanigans. Or did I miss that part?

EVA116

mom2pottamus:

I have no idea what the purpose of that post was and I read it twice.  Who the hell is she talking to or about?

This.

NotSharknado

I think she's talking about society in general.

ridesbuttons

Society man.  They're all out to make us comformists.

andyyougoonie

That's a good point.  I thought she meant her child because she talks about not making him a pervert or racist or whatever but she needs to express herself.  WTF.  I mean, really, what?

I'm not sure if this is based from another post somewhere?  No one seems to understand what she's talking about though.

nancy30005

shanado:

I think she's talking about society in general.

Indeed.
And she's quite pisssed about it.  

Smootchy

This is what I got from it:

"No one wants to hear about my anal!"

 

 

NotSharknado

She's definitely butthurt. Bazinga!

Manateearmz

I almost asked her how far along she was. Her tickers aren't enough. 

LuckyDad

I actually feel for her. Reading between the lines, she's probably living in a socially conservative part of the country and has some judgey friends. There's a time and place for everything.

The downside is, it sounds like to her wearing "fetishwear" in public is part of the appeal. I'm honestly not sure how a pregnant woman plans to wear a corset(!). I'm mostly just confused.

LuckyDad

Scout2005:

I've re-read it twice now.

I guess she's upset about those roving bands of virginal PTA moms who tackle pregnant women and force them into khaki, top knots and church pews against their will. But that's the risk you take, when you procreate.

Oh wait, that didn't happen to you guys either?

Virginal moms are the hawtest moms of all.

FormerlyKrista555

LuckyDad:

I actually feel for her. Reading between the lines, she's probably living in a socially conservative part of the country and has some judgey friends. There's a time and place for everything.

The downside is, it sounds like to her wearing "fetishwear" in public is part of the appeal. I'm honestly not sure how a pregnant woman plans to wear a corset(!). I'm mostly just confused.

 I live in a socially conservative part of the country..... I still don't get it.

As I told her,  if you're not telling people what's going on in your bedroom, then how do they know? 

As for fetish-wear, I don't think that's a commonly seen thing in most parts of the country.

FormerlyKrista555

Scout2005:

FormerlyKrista555:

LuckyDad:

I actually feel for her. Reading between the lines, she's probably living in a socially conservative part of the country and has some judgey friends. There's a time and place for everything.

The downside is, it sounds like to her wearing "fetishwear" in public is part of the appeal. I'm honestly not sure how a pregnant woman plans to wear a corset(!). I'm mostly just confused.

 I live in a socially conservative part of the country..... I still don't get it.

As I told her,  if you're not telling people what's going on in your bedroom, then how do they know? 

As for fetish-wear, I don't think that's a commonly seen thing in most parts of the country.

:::adjusts ball gag:::

Headed to the PTA meeting, eh? Well, tell them to stick it for judging you. Well... I guess write it down....

J&A2008

There is a 22 year old stepmom on the Blended Family board who wants to know how to talk to her 14 year old stepson about sex. 

I hope she doesn't have this woman's mentality.  She sounds pretty level headed, but that kind of age difference makes my eyes pop a bit.

NerdyMama2

Huh?

greeneyed_bride

I'm sad that she never responded.

Also, maybe TMI, but DH and I were going on an anniversary trip last year while I was 7 months pregnant, and we stopped at Spencers to look at some "toys" for the trip. For some reason, I felt really awkward looking at toys while so obviously pregnant, to which my husband replied, "You realize that everyone knows you have sex, right? You're not the Virgin Mary."