Sunday open letters

Mrs.G123

Sunday open letters

You know you want to write one.

Mrs.G123

I'll start.

Dear winter,

Why are you so cold and miserable, with dirty brown air???? I can't wait for you to be gggggooooonnnnneeeeee.

Yours,

Cabin Fever

Mrschica

Dear LO,

I was having a great time shopping with your grandmother, so why must you have a breakdown and ruin the fun?

Yours,

Mommy

Dear MIL,

No, I will not stop by your house to pick up food that you, once again, decided to cook for my husband. For the 100th time, I cook for him, I have a fridge full of food, and I don't starve him.

Yours,

The DIL that does take care of her DH 

nycgirl88

Dear DH,

It took me 20 minutes to rock DS to sleep and put him in his crib and only 5 for you to throw your phone on the floor and wake him up. I know it was an accident but the fact you refuse to put him back down because I apparently do it better is annoying!!

jessilynnwilliams

Dear High School Spring Break,

Please hurry up and get here soon! I want my mom to be able to come visit! (She's a teacher). I can't handle being alone anymore.

Thank you,

a very lonely, impatient stay home mom 

[Deleted User]

Dear house,

 

Clean yourself. I'd rather hang out with my baby and watch Restaurant: Impossible. 

Thanks!

-Me

Mrs.RockyM

Dear DD1,

I spent an awful lot of money on toys for you, yet you seem to get more enjoyment playing with your little sister's toys and things.  Her carseat is not for your dolls, nor is her bouncy seat or swing and no matter how you try, you're too big for her bumbo.  I think i've decided that for your birthday instead of buying you another $50 dora doll that does gymnastics, I'm going to spend $5.99 on a little toy that jingles.you clearly want to play with it way more than the dora doll!  

Thanks,

Mommy 

alyson686

Mrs.RockyM:

Dear DD1,I spent an awful lot of money on toys for you, yet you seem to get more enjoyment playing with your little sister's toys and things. nbsp;Her carseat is not for your dolls, nor is her bouncy seat or swing and no matter how you try, you're too big for her bumbo. nbsp;I think i've decided that for your birthday instead of buying you another 50 dora doll that does gymnastics, I'm going to spend 5.99 on a little toy that jingles.you clearly want to play with it way more than the dora doll! nbsp;Thanks,Mommynbsp;

So true! DS1 has 85 million toys of his own, but he's always all over DS2's stuff.

mamathefox

Dear Kitties,

Why do you have to meow super loud when I am putting baby to sleep? Do you think its funny waking her back up? Seriously, every night?!

HamptonsMama

Dear DH,
When I ask for help to get things done, like cooking your dinner, and after a half hour you say you need a break from the fussy baby, well it makes me want to punch you in the face. So enjoy your meal that I can no longer eat because I have to get all the other things done, oh and I do it all while holding our fussy DD.

LSUnoelle1220

Dear snow and ice

please go away.  I really want to take advantage of out last few months in Germany by going on lots of day trips. But until you go away, I can't bring my sick LO anywhere. 

Yours truly,

warm blooded mama

Dear germs,

Thanks for sickness no. two in my 3 month old. I wish you would leave us alone now and go bother someone else. We've had enough hospitals, saline, booger sucking bulbs, coughs and snot to last us a good while. 

Thanks,

A professional bugger sucker