Shortcakes is bored, ya'll

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Cuz, you know, short jokes are soooo original. Except not.

This kid is on a marathon nursing session. Someone entertain me!

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mmnumber5:

This one time at band camp. Insert awesome gif here.

Lol damn mobile.

bellre

How about some tunes? And maybe an annoying GIF.

 

 

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mmathewson

i'm pretty flattered you read and acknowledge my posts so quickly!  *blush*

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Ask me if I'm a tree.

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mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

bellre

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

::waits patiently for Mrs. Ike's repsonse::

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bellre:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

::waits patiently for Mrs. Ike's repsonse::

::foot tap::

rhodesign

I have not figured out the animated gif thing yet, but I did make this amusing (to me) little meme today

 

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ellcore:

bellre:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

::waits patiently for Mrs. Ike's repsonse::

::foot tap::

The anticipation is killing me!!

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CnAnA

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

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mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

Lol.

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Britt1406:

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

The anticipation might have been more exciting, lol jk

Right? LOL  I swear it's funnier in real life.  Go tell it to someone.  Their face is amazing.  They get all confused and they can't decide if they're supposed to laugh, or if there's more.  Especially either at 2 am or when they're drunk.  Or both.

expectingnugget

If you're bored and have Netflix watch "The Queen of Versailles." It's disgusting. It's about a WEALTHY Florida family who built a 90,000 sq foot house replicating the Palace of Versailles. The father claims to single-handedly gotten Bush elected, but couldn't tell how he did it because in his words "it may not be legal." Then he says "maybe we wouldn't have had an Iraq war had I not done it, but who knows."

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mrs.ike:

Britt1406:

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

The anticipation might have been more exciting, lol jk

Right? LOL  I swear it's funnier in real life.  Go tell it to someone.  Their face is amazing.  They get all confused and they can't decide if they're supposed to laugh, or if there's more.  Especially either at 2 am or when they're drunk.  Or both.

That made me LOL unfortunately DH didn't think it was that funny... What a party pooper!

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Brea16:

expectingnugget:

If you're bored and have Netflix watch "The Queen of Versailles." It's disgusting. It's about a WEALTHY Florida family who built a 90,000 sq foot house replicating the Palace of Versailles. The father claims to single-handedly gotten Bush elected, but couldn't tell how he did it because in his words "it may not be legal." Then he says "maybe we wouldn't have had an Iraq war had I not done it, but who knows."

 Just the idea of this makes me stabby, and I'm a Real Housewives junky.

OMG I watched that the other day! My fave part was when they got poor so she shopped at walmart. All 4 carts worth of shopping at walmart. Then they had to fire maids so there was dog crap all over the house. Yuck yuck yuck! She was an idiot and he was an assshole.

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piffle42:

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

I love it! I must ask DH this later. My favorite cheezy joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH!

hs10

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

I just told this to my legal assistant and she looked at me like I had 2 heads. I was laughing so hard I cried a little.

bellre

piffle42:

bellre:

piffle42:

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

I love it! I must ask DH this later. My favorite cheezy joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH!

Yessss!  I seriously crack up every time at this joke!

Me too 

bellre

LauraT25:

(this one is funnier when you SAY it, but): What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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bellre:

LauraT25:

(this one is funnier when you SAY it, but): What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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hs10:

mrs.ike:

MrsNorry:

mrs.ike:

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

Nope.

(It's supposed to be dumb, I swear!)

I just told this to my legal assistant and she looked at me like I had 2 heads. I was laughing so hard I cried a little.

toldja it was funny!

bellre

AadensMommy2010:

bellre:

LauraT25:

(this one is funnier when you SAY it, but): What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Deer?

Nope. Noeyedeer! (say it out loud) Yes...I crack myself up. 

CnAnA

bellre:

AadensMommy2010:

bellre:

LauraT25:

(this one is funnier when you SAY it, but): What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Deer?

Nope. Noeyedeer! (say it out loud) Yes...I crack myself up. 

sonofamonkey i laughed and woke the kid. Thanks for that. LOL

AadensMommy2010

bellre:

AadensMommy2010:

bellre:

LauraT25:

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Deer?

Nope. Noeyedeer! (say it out loud) Yes...I crack myself up. 

It's so dorky that it's funny.

terri_doula2010

Hey, Norry, did you know you are short?

LOLZ. 

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terri_doula2010:

Hey, Norry, did you know you are short?

LOLZ. 

OMG Terri how rude! Go tend to your children, you DON'T EVEN GO HERE!!!

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ellcore

Britt1406:

bellre:

AadensMommy2010:

bellre:

LauraT25:

(this one is funnier when you SAY it, but): What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

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Nope. Noeyedeer! (say it out loud) Yes...I crack myself up. 

Lol! I do like that cheesy one. I would put a thumbs up but I am on mobile.

Is there a knot suggestion site? We need icons and siggys back!

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