WTF Wednesday

Rachelilly23

I need one bad.

WTF husband? Why must you insist on setting the alarm at 4:30am and let it go off 10 times before getting up? This is not cute. I told you to turn it off a million times since you clearly have no intention of getting up that early. Nice of you to actually listen to me too, since I had been up for an hour beforehand dealing with your son who won't sleep. Oh, and thanks for actually getting up at 6:30. You're on my sh!tlist since it's mostly because of you that I didn't sleep since before 3:30 this morning. 

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cardiganmom

WTF husband, last night was your night, why did I get less sleep than you? And why am I always the one that has to put LO back to sleep? Mama's tired!

CC1017

wtf dog, stop eating pacifiers

daronsmommy

WTF illness in my house, leave my babies alone and go away!

wesleycrusher

WTF LO, I posted yesterday that you were no where near rolling, then you turned from belly to back last night!  But why did have to do it the  moment I went to answer the phone??  I missed it and now you won't do it again!

pinitbaby

WTF body of mine?! Finally get LO to sleep at 10 last night after a rough go then YOU decide to stay awake after her feeding til 5am?? F'n brain won't settle or my sciatic nerve, I'm totally exhausted and in pain.

Olivebeinmamma

Wtf stomach flu! You totally ruined my OT bonus! I even had I pick up a day last week when I had to come home to help DH because he had it so I didn't lose my bonus! I had 3 days OFF! You couldnt have picked one of those days!? Now I had to call out yesterday and now officially lost my bonus! Eff U!

Mrschica

WTF LO, the day doesn't start at 3am and 20min increments of sleep aren't cute. Oh, and I'm not holding you the entire night.

LaurenBullock

WTF Mississippi weather, LO and I are both sick because you can't make up your mind. One day it is hot the next it is cold! Oh and I am sick of the rain I would love to see one day of sunshine!

rain1106

CC1017:

wtf dog, stop eating pacifiers

 

This was funny :-) Is that your dog in the picture?  I love Saint Bernard s 

candaceleigh21

WTF DH, dont tell me that you didnt sleep at all last night becuse your back hurt, i know you slept because I was awake listening to you snore!! Ahh

nancyjane5150

WTH dh... I get up to feed Bryce at 3:15 and its freezing in the house. I'm cold my babies are cold and your sound asleep in the warm bed!!! That's right, I woke you up to fix the thermostat. I know you bumped the heater down. You're always complaining about being hot. Silly man!

CC1017

Yup.  We have a 2 year old Saint!

bellre

WTF body, why did you have to let out an loud a$$ fart in the office when I reached down?

nealbl

Rachelilly23:

I need one bad.

WTF husband? Why must you insist on setting the alarm at 4:30am and let it go off 10 times before getting up? This is not cute. I told you to turn it off a million times since you clearly have no intention of getting up that early. Nice of you to actually listen to me too, since I had been up for an hour beforehand dealing with your son who won't sleep. Oh, and thanks for actually getting up at 6:30. You're on my sh!tlist since it's mostly because of you that I didn't sleep since before 3:30 this morning. 

WTF stomach bug.

I am two weeks into student teaching and I had to leave early yesterday b/c DD#1 was throwing up at daycare. She has never thrown up before so I was frantic to get to her. She threw up again at home but for the most part slept and laid around. Last night she seemed to be feeling a little better but still didn't eat. I made the decision to stay home today thinking she would still be needing to lay around. Nope she is a wild woman running all over the place eating everything and feels completely fine. I should have sent both kiddos to daycare and gone to school. Dang it! Who knew the stomach bug could come and go so quickly. I am happy she is all better but I hate that I already missed a day and a half of student teaching. 

hboo2011

bellre:

WTF body, why did you have to let out an loud a$$ fart in the office when I reached down?

Ohhhh this is good. who heard?

nealbl

cardiganmom:

WTF husband, last night was your night, why did I get less sleep than you? And why am I always the one that has to put LO back to sleep? Mama's tired!

This happened to me last weekend. DD#2 is a pretty good sleeper and I don't like to use my pumped milk if I am home. So I generally take a middle of the night feeding if she wakes up. Well last weekend I told DH Friday night that he was going to if she woke up b/c I was exhausted. Well she woke around 1:45 he got up took her with him while he heated the bottle but turned on all the lights in the rooms they were in. So she was completely awake by the time he was done feeding her. That is fine as long as he holds her in bed for a little bit and waits for her to start to drift off before swaddling her. Nope instead he tried to swaddle her while she was wide awake and she freaked out, right next to me in the bassinet. I ended up having to sit up and cuddle with her to calm her down b/c now she was pissed at DH. Then she woke up again 4:45 and not wanting to waste another bottle I just went ahead and fed her. 4:45 wouldn't have bothered me if I was not just up before that. 

Wow that turned into a rant sorry. 

jenmccon

WTF b!tch coworker!! Thanks for informing me that its my turn to go on break by saying "go do your thing", putting your hands up to your breasts and making squirt noises. Oh and a special thank you for doing it in front of everyone. Very grown up of you. Jacka.

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bellre

hboo2011:

bellre:

WTF body, why did you have to let out an loud a$$ fart in the office when I reached down?

Ohhhh this is good. who heard?

The guys in the offices near me. At least it's a roofing company so they are used to the raunchiness but I was still mortified. 

clrgrdfrk

candaceleigh21:

WTF DH, dont tell me that you didnt sleep at all last night becuse your back hurt, i know you slept because I was awake listening to you snore!! Ahh

Totes.

jenmccon

Britt1406:

jenmccon:

WTF b!tch coworker!! Thanks for informing me that its my turn to go on break by saying "go do your thing", putting your hands up to your breasts and making squirt noises. Oh and a special thank you for doing it in front of everyone. Very grown up of you. Jacka.

This made me LOL! Visual coming through... wow

I was soo pissed when she did it but after I posted it, I thought it was pretty funny. lol Of course I still had to give her the stink eye for the rest of the day.

ShabyKitty

WTF DH, why in the world do you keep taking my car keys. This is now the fourth time and of course I find out when I'm leaving to go somewhere, making me frantic to try and find the keys. I wish I had a shocking device to put on the key ring so he would leave them the eff alone. Oh, and the spare car key? He hid it. Don't ask me why, I don't effing know.

esmemehl

WTF work...you're going to make me fat again. Seriously snacking at work all the time.

hs10

Wtf me. I got out of the car this morning to put enfamil checks in my friends mailbox and dropped my cell phone in the road. I didnt realize it until I was 15 minutes away. Luckily, my friend was home to grab it so the mailman didnt run it over. Oh but thank you kind gentle angel that it missed a huge puddle by inches.