My hips won't stop growing.

Hesterlicious

I just smacked the corner of the counter hard. Ow.

quidditchcapn1120

I hate it when that happens. That's where I get the gnarliest bruises. I bet your hips are hawt tho.

LuckyDad

Hesterlicious:

I just smacked the corner of the counter hard. Ow.

But are they honest? Or do your hips lie?

If your hips lie, then Shakira's are better. Because hers don't.

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I shall now call you Shakira.  Also, here's you new avatar:

 

Hesterlicious

I will switch pics tonight when I get home!
My hips make me lie because they hurt so often.

Hesterlicious

I knew a little boy about 7 that loved Shakira to death so I joined him in his fandom. I'd get super excited to see or hear her like he did. When DH was starting to crush on me he showed up at a friends house with a Shakira CD for me. Thanks for the reminder to play it in my car tomorrow guys.

Hesterlicious

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I was just carrying a highchair on my hip and banged it into a booth.

You guys can start a pool for when I split my pants if you want. They are yoga pants from WalMart. Some have fat sucking liner and are tighter but reinforced. The other ones are still comfy.

pearblossom

I read this as "my hips won't stop growling". I was all like, are they hungry?

<---has been taking cold medicine.

Hesterlicious

pearblossom:

I read this as "my hips won't stop growling". I was all like, are they hungry?lt;has been taking cold medicine.

That would be my fat ass.

SandiaPinaMama

Hester, you have made me feel infinitely better about the proportions my hips have already achieved in tgis pg. Damn well better make birth easier....

Hesterlicious

watermelon mom:

Hester, you have made me feel infinitely better about the proportions my hips have already achieved in tgis pg. Damn well better make birth easier....

Hipbumps!!

I started waddling at 20 weeks. It really damn well better.

Wufroggy79

Ouch!  That sucks.  I know my hips hurt so badly when I was pregnant with DD. 

synchrosally

Ouchie. My hips didn't grow with DS and haven't grown this time either. I just had gigantic hips to start with. And yes, I smack them on all kinds of things.