Facebook.

JayandEmm

I have this friend on Facebook that AWs her H every single freaking day. Like she has something to prove. I think secretly she has a shizzy relationship with her H. That's the only explanation.

Today's statuses have included the following:
"Woke up to clean dishes and the dogs fed! I love my hubby!"

To her H: "We've been married for 8 months today! I love you so much, and am proud to be your wife!" Btw, she does this monthiversary crap every month. I want to puke every day at the amount of gushiness in her statuses. Why can't she just tell her H IRL? I actually can't think of one day where she hasn't proclaimed her love for her H via Facebook.

Anyone have one of these on FB?

Tula214

Seriously, monthaverseries? During marriage?! What the heeeeellllll...

JulySpark05

LOL! I have a cousin who posts "love my little family" at the end of every single status! We all know she loves her family, I don't know why she feels the need to include it on every status. 

I agree that its very annoying and almost like they have to prove something.. kinda weird! 

Maizey06

That is annoying.  I have a friend who checks in everywhere she goes.  She has made it very public that they have money problems and they almost got a divorce over it, yet they are going to restaurants all the time and frequent at least 4-6 bars on the weekend.  Don't complain about your finances and your marriage if you are going to spend all your money on meals out and drinking all weekend.

loramag48

o my gosh yes!! I have 3 friends that do this its sooo annoying! one of them ends every post on her Husbands FB with "Muah! I Love you!" I've made it so I don't have to read their status updates unless I go to their wall. I had to or I would probably end up barfing from tall the mushyness.

bigbootyjudi

I have two mutual friends that married one another after about 5 months of dating and she got KU a few months later. She had a daughter with her ex-boyfriend right after we graduated HS, he was in the military and bought her whatever she wanted. She started dating her H after he joined the military and would brag about every single thing he bought her; new car, $250,000 house, iEverything, etc. Honestly. No one gives a sh!t that your husband compensates for being gone by buying your love because he knows you'll leave him if he doesn't (she actually told her ex-boyfriend that he owed her for "waiting around for him to get home" and if he didn't pay her car insurance, there was no reason for the two of them to be together because he obviously didn't realize how much she was sacrificing). Every single status is, "I love my hubby...he bought me 'this!'" 

 

Rhomonk

Yes! One of my gym friend's hubby does this all the time, and tags her in his status.  They had a baby last month, and it's all like "Sleep deprived, but loving every minute of it with my beautiful wife" or "I'm so in awe by Noah, he is such a wonderful gift and I love my beautiful wife"  BARF.  And this is daily.  My theory is they are going crazy being sleep deprived and they write this to make them feel better.  Her status is nowhere as annoying.

xxbabycakesxx

I HATE when couples who live together talk to each other through FB statuses.  WTF.  Seriously, you guys are in the same house FFS.

ashS10309

xxbabycakesxx:

I HATE when couples who live together talk to each other through FB statuses. nbsp;WTF. nbsp;Seriously, you guys are in the same house FFS.

This!! My dh doesn't even have fb he hates it!

hooslisa

i'm friends with a bunch of triathletes so the status i see most often are workout related ones.

every sunday i get updates on what they've all done for their long workout.

i'm guilty of them all.

i AW the hell out of my kid, occasionally i will AW my H.  i'll put up workout statuses and i take pictures of my dinner.  i usually try to do it in a humerous note so people know i'm not taking myself too seriously.

hooslisa

kikimo327:

ashS10309:

xxbabycakesxx:

I HATE when couples who live together talk to each other through FB statuses. nbsp;WTF. nbsp;Seriously, you guys are in the same house FFS.

This!! My dh doesn't even have fb he hates it!

Or couples that have the "same" FB account.  Good grief, do you not trust your SO?  Are you not an individual anymore?  Barf.

That being said, I always internally giggle at couples who have FB fights.  It is pure entertainment on my end. 

adults to this?  or children?  i cannot imagine EVER bringing a fight to facebook.  i cannot believe people who are older than highschool age do this.  i've heard of it happening, i just cannot believe it.

hooslisa

BayleighPaws:

I have a friend who has been dating her current fling for almost a year now. Engaged since July. She has a 4 year old daughter with another man like 75 men ago. Every. Single. Status. Is about her family and how her new fianc is such an amazing dad to their daughter. She literally stresses that the daughter is "his" at least 5 times a week. She tags him in "amazing father" quotes and pictures. Seriously, this girl has done this with about 10 guys over the last 4 years. It's disgusting. That poor little girl. I think this is the 4th time she's been engaged in as many years. I've known her since we were both in diapers and she has been like this always.

this is tragic.  we may as well take up a collection plate for this poor kiddo's therapy sessions now.

Rhomonk

hooslisa:

kikimo327:

ashS10309:

xxbabycakesxx:

I HATE when couples who live together talk to each other through FB statuses. nbsp;WTF. nbsp;Seriously, you guys are in the same house FFS.

This!! My dh doesn't even have fb he hates it!

Or couples that have the "same" FB account.  Good grief, do you not trust your SO?  Are you not an individual anymore?  Barf.

That being said, I always internally giggle at couples who have FB fights.  It is pure entertainment on my end. 

adults to this?  or children?  i cannot imagine EVER bringing a fight to facebook.  i cannot believe people who are older than highschool age do this.  i've heard of it happening, i just cannot believe it.

Yup.  BSC MIL got in the middle of one fight between DH's cousin and his wife.  It lasted a whole day.  At the end of it, the cousin asked for a divorce on FACEBOOK.  It was awesome.  I wasted a whole day hitting the refresh button on my laptop.

They didn't divorce, but constantly fight.  The one time, she logged on her 15 year old daughter's facebook to fight with him, b/c he defriended her yet again.  They have 4 kids in their family.  OY.

twoitalians

One of my cousins just had a baby in October. She's not even married to the BD and no matter what seems to happen to her, every status update ends with "lovin my life and my boys!"

Maybe she does but there has seriously got to be something wrong with her to be this happy all the time. I mean I love my DH and DS too but I'm too friggin tired to proclaim it like that every damn day.

hooslisa

Rhomonk:

in the middle of one fight between DH's cousin and his wife.  It lasted a whole day.  At the end of it, the cousin asked for a divorce on FACEBOOK.  It was awesome.  I wasted a whole day hitting the refresh button on my laptop.

They didn't divorce, but constantly fight.  The one time, she logged on her 15 year old daughter's facebook to fight with him, b/c he defriended her yet again.  They have 4 kids in their family.  OY.

oh my goodness.  i would get less done that day than i have on any other FFFC thread gone wild.

JayandEmm

hooslisa:

kikimo327:

ashS10309:

xxbabycakesxx:

I HATE when couples who live together talk to each other through FB statuses. nbsp;WTF. nbsp;Seriously, you guys are in the same house FFS.

This!! My dh doesn't even have fb he hates it!

Or couples that have the "same" FB account.  Good grief, do you not trust your SO?  Are you not an individual anymore?  Barf.

That being said, I always internally giggle at couples who have FB fights.  It is pure entertainment on my end. 

adults to this?  or children?  i cannot imagine EVER bringing a fight to facebook.  i cannot believe people who are older than highschool age do this.  i've heard of it happening, i just cannot believe it.

FB fights are awesome. I witnessed a divorce once, and a "you can't see my baby no more" fight.

JayandEmm

twoitalians:

One of my cousins just had a baby in October. She's not even married to the BD and no matter what seems to happen to her, every status update ends with "lovin my life and my boys!"

Maybe she does but there has seriously got to be something wrong with her to be this happy all the time. I mean I love my DH and DS too but I'm too friggin tired to proclaim it like that every damn day.

I have a friend that had a baby in November, and she posts at least 3 pictures every day of her baby. "So in love with my baby!" "He's so smart, he did blah blah blah!" Okay, I get it. You love your baby. You don't have to say it all over FB 70 times a day.

Tash13

My sister is this way.  Everytime she's like "my husband is so amazing because he did _____"  I"m like, "wait, that's not normal?  Please don't tell my DH because he thinks it's mandatory" haha

Manda-Kay

Maybe she's over compensating for him being a d!ck or she's still in the honeymoon period? I love my DH but our first year was so hard. We went from seeing each other only on weekends to seeing each other every day. It was quite the adjustment.