::evil cackle::

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

There's this one guy in the office. He's weird and creepy and strange and, well, I'm running out of synonyms here, but you get the picture.

My co-worker and I cringe any time he comes near us.

I noticed he was at her desk earlier and just talking about random sh!t that she had obviously zero interest in. So what did I do? I picked up the phone and called her to "ask for her help with something". She says she will forever be grateful for that phone call. lol

tandb2010

Way to save the day!

Duffgurl

LOL that's the best.

WashingtonQueen

You are an awesome friend!

Rachey1082

She owes you big time! She was probably ready to kiss you on the lips after that save.

 We used to have one of those guys in my old office. I would come home every. single. day. and talk to my roommate about him and how terrible he was. He also lectured me on Jesus all the time and then was fired for stealing credit card numbers from the company and was sent to prison.

Duckieer

We plan this at work all the time. We carry phones with us all the time and we'll go into a patients room of someone we know that loved to talk and will have someone call us after 4 minutes or so. I've also pocket dialed people and hung up to make them call me back! Lol

ladybugpjb

Is this the same creepy guy from the Christmas party? (Or was that someone else's story?)

If it's not the same guy, then you seem to have an over-abundance of strange men at your office. I don't envy you, but I enjoy reading the stories

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

ladybugpjb:

Is this the same creepy guy from the Christmas party? (Or was that someone else's story?)

If it's not the same guy, then you seem to have an over-abundance of strange men at your office. I don't envy you, but I enjoy reading the stories

Ha Ha no. Different guy. We have two strange dudes in the office. One is a weirdo and one is a creep. Christmas party guy was the weirdo. This one is the creep. 

Still, considering there are about 30 people in the office, having 2 really strange men does feel like we have more than our fair share  

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

He also lectured me on Jesus all the time and then was fired for stealing credit card numbers from the company and was sent to prison.

Whoa! I guess I'm lucky I don,t get a daily Jesus lecture. lol 

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Kimbus22:

That's really funny!

We had a neighbor who used to drive my mom insane on the phone and once she got you (this was the dark ages before caller ID) she'd keep you on the phone for hours.  My mom would signal one of us kids after 10 minutes and then we'd start screaming things about imaginary fights and fake broken items/injuries and whining incessantly so she had an excuse to get off the phone

Bwah ha! I love your family!

My mom had a friend like that. Back then, we had our home phone, as well as my dad's office phone (worked from home) and fax. If the conversation went on for too long, my mom would use the fax to call the office line and use that as an excuse to hang up with her friend.

Rachey1082

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha:

Rachey1082:

He also lectured me on Jesus all the time and then was fired for stealing credit card numbers from the company and was sent to prison.

Whoa! I guess I'm lucky I don,t get a daily Jesus lecture. lol 

In my mind, your creepy guy and that guy are the same people. Haha I'm picturing him coming up to everyone's desk and being super annoying.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Rachey1082:

 Haha I'm picturing him coming up to everyone's desk and being super annoying.

You got that part right! lol It's like the guy just can't take a hint. Heck, we're past hinting at this point. People flat out tell him to go away and he laughs as if it were a joke. 

melissa0726

LOL!  That's great.  I love hearing stories about other peoples' office weirdos.  Makes me miss work soooo  much! 

I used to work in a place with a lot of recent college grads, so lots of good looking people in their mid-20's.  There were very few older guys, but whoa did the creeps come out when a new girl would start!