Your 'gina.

Jillibean85

You know how some names and personalities go together? Or how you can look at someone and they look like they would have a certain name?

I think my vagina seems like a Debra. Well, Deb now since we've known each other for almost 29 years. 

What about your jay jay? If you haven't already named it, what name goes with the personality of it?

Could it be Melody? Perhaps Nina or even Guinevere? Or maybe even something mysterious like Pandora? 

gimmietimmies

Old gray mare. Cause she ain't what she used to be.

PinkyFloyd73

Bahaha @ Pandora. I think mine would be an Adele. 

nanabanana06

Mine would be named Rita. Cuz it's angry right now.

Jillibean85

gimmietimmies:

Old gray mare. Cause she ain't what she used to be.

That's not true. Sounds like you and OGM need to have a little pep talk.. Maybe spend some time together, get that old spark back.  

Jillibean85

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

DUN DUN DUUUN.

A name can be a sound effect in some countries. 

nanabanana06

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Alice

Jillibean85

Nana_Osaki06:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Alice

OMG, that was totally gonna be my 2nd choice.  

gimmietimmies

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

gimmietimmies

Jillibean85:

gimmietimmies:

Old gray mare. Cause she ain't what she used to be.

That's not true. Sounds like you and OGM need to have a little pep talk.. Maybe spend some time together, get that old spark back.  

Hahaha, no, it gets action. It just looks like hell from having 5 kids. It used to be cute.

MrsPteranodon

I've never thought to name it....

nanabanana06

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Jillibean85

Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Maybe her vagina is a giant bitchy slut, too... You shouldn't be so quick to judge.  

gimmietimmies

LexiLupin:

Jillibean85:

Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Maybe her vagina is a giant bitchy slut, too... You shouldn't be so quick to judge.  

But do giant bitchy sluts tend to be naive and unsuspecting? 

I'll have to think about that one.

Like, isn't that what they're all like you know in Freddy movies.

Jillibean85

LexiLupin:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Jillibean85:

Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Maybe her vagina is a giant bitchy slut, too... You shouldn't be so quick to judge.  

But do giant bitchy sluts tend to be naive and unsuspecting? 

I'll have to think about that one.

Like, isn't that what they're all like you know in Freddy movies.

Let me just ask my 'gina if, during an attack by a crazy slasher psycho, her inclination would be to run upstairs where there is no chance of escape.

(I've actually never seen the Freddy movies but that's my general impression of the bimbos in any other horror movie out there)

Exactly. If she runs upstairs she's a Tiffany, if she falls DOWN, however, into a dark hole filled with smoking caterpillars and bunnies in a time crunch, then it's an Alice.  

ATMmom324

Scarface after all the tearing these kids put me through.  And now I have old grey mare stuck in my head.

Jillibean85

humptydance:

Marge.

Marge and in charge. I like it.  

gimmietimmies

Jillibean85:

LexiLupin:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Jillibean85:

Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Maybe her vagina is a giant bitchy slut, too... You shouldn't be so quick to judge.  

But do giant bitchy sluts tend to be naive and unsuspecting? 

I'll have to think about that one.

Like, isn't that what they're all like you know in Freddy movies.

Let me just ask my 'gina if, during an attack by a crazy slasher psycho, her inclination would be to run upstairs where there is no chance of escape.

(I've actually never seen the Freddy movies but that's my general impression of the bimbos in any other horror movie out there)

Exactly. If she runs upstairs she's a Tiffany, if she falls DOWN, however, into a dark hole filled with smoking caterpillars and bunnies in a time crunch, then it's an Alice.  

Win!

Jillibean85

gimmietimmies:

Jillibean85:

LexiLupin:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Jillibean85:

Nana_Osaki06:

gimmietimmies:

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Tiffany.

All the Tiffany's I know are giant bitchy sluts.

Maybe her vagina is a giant bitchy slut, too... You shouldn't be so quick to judge.  

But do giant bitchy sluts tend to be naive and unsuspecting? 

I'll have to think about that one.

Like, isn't that what they're all like you know in Freddy movies.

Let me just ask my 'gina if, during an attack by a crazy slasher psycho, her inclination would be to run upstairs where there is no chance of escape.

(I've actually never seen the Freddy movies but that's my general impression of the bimbos in any other horror movie out there)

Exactly. If she runs upstairs she's a Tiffany, if she falls DOWN, however, into a dark hole filled with smoking caterpillars and bunnies in a time crunch, then it's an Alice.  

Win!

Case closed.  

gimmietimmies

ATMmom324:

Scarface after all the tearing these kids put me through.  And now I have old grey mare stuck in my head.

Mission complete.

Luthien1015

Not officially a parent yet, but after reading this I think mine likes the name Vanessa. 

J+MS

gimmietimmies:

Old gray mare. Cause she ain't what she used to be.

lmfao. 

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The Nap Taker

Hmm....Chuck?

It's all hairy and not clean shaven. I was thinking wilderness-y, like a forest. 

Chuck seems like he would belong in a forest. 

 

ETA-I know it's not a girls name, can't think of one that fits that mold. 

missyishere

LexiLupin:

Is there a name that screams 'naive, unsuspecting, unaware that certain doom is just a few short months away'?

Taylor Swift

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Bambi