Because I want to stir the pot some more...

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If Jews are not like squirrels (which we all know that they are not), zebras sound like Chris Rock and SJP looks like a horse...

What does that make you?  If you could be an animal what would you be?

Make it good. Look into your very soul and tell me of your inner animal self.

poppyseed1017

I would be a panda, living the simple life, nomming on some bamboo.

stever

Activity-wise - a sloth. Voice and personality-wise - probably a seal

SpruceGrouse

A wolf, free and wild but still need family love.

bigbootyjudi

C_mo:

I'm a house cat because I'm lazy and would love to be served on if I was able. I have random crazy spurts of energy at night and very little during the day.nbsp;

Ditto. Cmo and I can be members of the Aristocats together...only the fancy, lazy ones with the rich owners. I'm not running around in no alley, girllll.

CaliVal

Honey badger because I don't give a fluck!

twoitalians

A cat, specifically a Maine ***, cuz they're soft and furry but gritty and tough, like I wish I could be. But then, after a long morning of prancing around trying to act cool and be top cat of the house, snuggle up with my human and take a nap.

AggieDaner

twoitalians:

A cat, specifically a Maine ***, cuz they're soft and furry but gritty and tough, like I wish I could be. But then, after a long morning of prancing around trying to act cool and be top cat of the house, snuggle up with my human and take a nap.

LOL the bump thinks you're racist! 

thepretzelchick

English Bulldog. I'm chunky with short legs, I shed, I look a little frowny even when I'm in a good mood, and I'd rather sleep sprawled out than go for a walk.

I also have pooped in the backyard, but that's a whole other story.

twoitalians

AggieDaner:

twoitalians:

A cat, specifically a Maine ***, cuz they're soft and furry but gritty and tough, like I wish I could be. But then, after a long morning of prancing around trying to act cool and be top cat of the house, snuggle up with my human and take a nap.

LOL the bump thinks you're racist! 

LOL I know! I just saw that. I'm deciding it's not even worth it to try and figure out how to un-censor that.

mmdailey

thepretzelchick:

English Bulldog. I'm chunky with short legs, I shed, I look a little frowny even when I'm in a good mood, and I'd rather sleep sprawled out than go for a walk. I also have pooped in the backyard, but that's a whole other story.

Hold the phones!!! Say what??

JayandEmm

I would be a rat. I could burrow myself in your walls and eat through your wires, and make hundreds of annoying babies to do the same. Eat holes through your cereal boxes for years, and when you finally find me I'll be as big as a small dog.

thepretzelchick

carolyn231723:

thepretzelchick:

English Bulldog. I'm chunky with short legs, I shed, I look a little frowny even when I'm in a good mood, and I'd rather sleep sprawled out than go for a walk.

I also have pooped in the backyard, but that's a whole other story.

Hahaha. I have time... What's the story?!

I was six, we had two bathrooms which were both being used, and I was prairiedogging so there was no way I could wait, so I went outside and squatted in the bushes.

Buona Fortuna

BayleighPaws:

I WANT to be a squirrel! Like I said, they are truly noble creatures. If I were a squirrel, I'd like to perch on a tree and throw nuts at people... Then I could whip out one liners like "I just busted a nut on that dudes head". I'd also hide in people's walls and scratch a certain spot every minute on the dot. Not 56 seconds, not 63 seconds, every 60 seconds. People would stop, listen then think it wouldn't happen again, them BAM another scratch. The people in the house would think they were hearing things. They'd never find me. If I couldn't be a squirrel, I'd be a hyena. They're hilarious. They're alway laughing. I'm always laughing. They have big ears, I have big ears. It seems like a hyena is a good time. Plus, we both like to eat meat! GIFSoup

Bpaws- With every post I like you more and more!

I think I'd like to be a silver back gorilla- no one would fluck with me!  I'd be pure awesome.  That or I'd be a unicorn..... yeah, a unicorn!

lady_tytah

My spirit animals are tiger and elephant.

AggieDaner

My spirit animal is this goat.

Tula214

I would be a species of penguin that lives in a warm climate. Oh, and I'd dance like Mumble in Happy Feet. I hope penguins are really musical like that haha.

CLeigh03

C_mo, I really heart you. I have been laughing all afternoon.

I'd be a giraffe. I have an oddly long neck and legs!!

JayandEmm

C_mo:

JayandEmm:

I would be a rat. I could burrow myself in your walls and eat through your wires, and make hundreds of annoying babies to do the same. Eat holes through your cereal boxes for years, and when you finally find me I'll be as big as a small dog.

Ermkay wait... are you this dude? 

How'd you find my picture?!

Msbean22

Oh man, I'm a llama. Fluffy to the touch and really socially awkward. 

 

 

LoveOfMikesLife

Something that can lick itself! But not a cat yuck or a dog! Something more fun

NerdyMama2

I'd be a giraffe, munching on grass.

LindsayDesigner

I'd be an okapi.

AggieDaner

LindsayDesigner:

I'd be an okapi.

I like your style. I once smoked a tobacco flavor called Okapi at a hookah joint. Every bit as weird and disjointed as the animal.

merricksmom

Giraffe. Definitely a giraffe.