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hboo2011

1) After reading the blow job post, I feel bad for most of the October dads. Especially dads who give oral but rarely get to receive. (I realize I rarely receive, but that is my personal choice, he would be more than happy todo it just as often as I give a bj).


2) (puts on big girl undies for this one) I don't like probably half of the names of our October babies. All the babies are cute as can be. Just not a fan of the half the names.

Mrschica

I ignore about 95% of mil's calls... She calls 3 times a day and I can't deal... When I pick up, I tell her the baby is sleeping so I can't talk since I don't want to wake him up.

hilsy85

I am totally ok with DH's parents always watching LO when we go out on date  night because that way they get to see LO and I don't have to hang out with them. Win for everyone!

hilsy85

hboo2011:

1) After reading the blow job post, I feel bad for most of the October dads. Especially dads who give oral but rarely get to receive. (I realize I rarely receive, but that is my personal choice, he would be more than happy todo it just as often as I give a bj). .

I didn't read the post, but my DH genuinely does not enjoy getting BJs--I"ve offered multiple times but it's not his thing. Works for me! He is very generous the other way though! 

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expectingnugget

Hehe. Until recently I always thought there was a period when you would automatically get stuck in your favorite year and you'd keep that hairstyle and clothes for life, as though wearing ugly mom overalls was inevitable. I was so worried that I religiously read Elle. Now I'm thinking that sad situ only happens to people who don't give an eff or aren't realistic about themselves. This is a weird/lame confession. Does it even make sense?

Also, I'm pumping religiously so I can get drunk on New Years Eve. 

ShabyKitty

I'm jealous of a girl in my husbands class. She's in a team of people with him and apparently the only one who gets her work done, so they text at times to complete the projects. I don't know why this makes me jealous as I know nothing is going on but it does.

amb5353

I had a bunch yesterday but now I'm having trouble recalling them.

DH's "friends" are dicks. He knows it and I know it. He constantly complains about them but never says anything to them. So if I say something I'm a b!tch. I wish DH would man up and say something to his friends.

I wish I could remember the others! Maybe I'll be back!!

Mrschica

I just put yo gabba gabba on the iPad to get LO to fall asleep so I can take a shower. DH left the heat up super high last night and I swear like a fat guy at the beach. Add that LO peed on me at 4am, I need that shower ASAP.

Starry Again

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell

senoritabella

I stalked my exboyfriend on Instagram and found out he is dating someone seriously. ...I am friends with his sister on Instagram, so it came up in my newsfeed...
I immediately texted my best friend and told her and then she asked if I was upset. I'm not, I told her, but there is a part of me that has to deal with this for some reason. I think it was okay that I got married and moved on, but I was kind hoping he'd stay single for the rest of his life.

elfchique

I would give my right arm to go sit in a hotel room for 48 hours alone.

rakle99

I'm more judgy towards my cousin than I need to be. She put her house in forclosure even though the bank was willing to work with her so that she wouldn't have to pay interest. And she had an elective CS before she was due because she didnt want to give birth to a big baby. And he's had complications now. 

Starry Again

I don't think I am a young baby person really. I love my daughter a ton but I get bored when I am with her all day. I don't like to take her out much because it is freezing / icy and she often meltdowns in public, and playing for hours on end with young baby toys is not very exciting.

Rachelilly23

I'm eating DS1's chocolate that was in his stocking from my parents. All of it.

And this, in addition to eating 342435345654 cookies at my parents' house is what made me gain a pound back of the 6 lbs I lost the previous week. WW went out the window for the past week even though I was gung ho about continuing to count points through the holidays. Yeah, that lasted all of one day.

lucreciac

Starry Again:

I don't think I am a young baby person really. I love my daughter a ton but I get bored when I am with her all day. I don't like to take her out much because it is freezing / icy and she often meltdowns in public, and playing for hours on end with young baby toys is not very exciting.

Me too. I get ridiculously excited when he naps so I can do some stuff on my own.

bellre

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell

Bahaha me too...I will totally admit that. 

Mine: the relationship between  me and my oldest SD has tottttalllly deteriorated since I had DS. It was good for awhile and now its like she can't stand to be in the same room as me, calls me a selfish b!tch on twitter and questions why her dad is with me (side confession: I stalk her on twitter), and thinks all I care about is the baby. I try and try with her but that seems to make her hate me more. My confession: sometimes I wish her mom would move back so she could go live with her.

milkandhoney77

Starry Again:

I don't think I am a young baby person really. I love my daughter a ton but I get bored when I am with her all day. I don't like to take her out much because it is freezing / icy and she often meltdowns in public, and playing for hours on end with young baby toys is not very exciting.

This is me. I can't wait until she can talk
I also scoop boogs with my pinkie finger.

navyandviolet

My Step brother is a mess.  When he was a freshman in college he got a highschool senior preg.  My step niece is now 10.  He is a drug addict and alcholic. My niece spends more nights at her granparents hoouse then her own parents.  Of couse the relationship with my neice's mother didn't last but a few months after she was born.

Two months ago my step brother was arrested and spent a few weeks in jail (he was already on probation for dui) for beating the snot out of his 21 year old girlfriend (he is 30 now) She is also an alcholholic and has a 4 year old from a previous relationship (this girl also spends more time at grandparents house, and is a general mess all together. This girl has also beat the snot out of my step neice and a has threatened her life one time.

Well my mom and step dad mad this huge deal about telling us some wonderful news on Christmas morning.  Step brother and girl are now getting maried, she is pregnant.

FFC time-  this is a slow motion trian wreck and will only end badly.  Those poor children are the ones who will pay.  I believe a shamsmortion would be the best thing they could do.  And yes I am prochoice, so flame away.

Starry Again

bellre:

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell

Bahaha me too...I will totally admit that. 

Mine: the relationship between  me and my oldest SD has tottttalllly deteriorated since I had DS. It was good for awhile and now its like she can't stand to be in the same room as me, calls me a selfish b!tch on twitter and questions why her dad is with me (side confession: I stalk her on twitter), and thinks all I care about is the baby. I try and try with her but that seems to make her hate me more. My confession: sometimes I wish her mom would move back so she could go live with her.

how old is your SD? I am betting this is just a selfish pre-teen / teenage girl thing vs anything to do with you or the baby. My advice is just make your husband deal with her as much as possible  

bellre

Starry Again:

bellre:

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell

Bahaha me too...I will totally admit that. 

Mine: the relationship between  me and my oldest SD has tottttalllly deteriorated since I had DS. It was good for awhile and now its like she can't stand to be in the same room as me, calls me a selfish b!tch on twitter and questions why her dad is with me (side confession: I stalk her on twitter), and thinks all I care about is the baby. I try and try with her but that seems to make her hate me more. My confession: sometimes I wish her mom would move back so she could go live with her.

how old is your SD? I am betting this is just a selfish pre-teen / teenage girl thing vs anything to do with you or the baby. My advice is just make your husband deal with her as much as possible  

She is 16, so you hit it right on the head. It is just really getting to me lately, and some days I don't even feel comfortable in my own home. DH always tells me to think about things from her perspective, which is fine and dandy but that leaves me feeling unsupported. I wish sometimes he would just say "yeah that's flucked up" and do something about it. 

cwallac

Mrschica:

I ignore about 95% of mil's calls... She calls 3 times a day and I can't deal... When I pick up, I tell her the baby is sleeping so I can't talk since I don't want to wake him up.

Hmm I hope this isn't flame worthy because I do this all the time to my MIL! She makes me insane so I avoid her calls like the plague as often as I can!

amb5353

Thought of another one!

I pet LO on the nose sometimes like he is a dog. It calms him down and often helps put him to sleep. I discovered this by accident one day when I was rocking him and admiring his little features. DH told me not to pet him like he's a dog till one day I was like "ok let me do it to you and if it doesn't relax you I won't do it to LO." He agreed, I did it, he almost fell asleep standing up! Take that DH!!!

cwallac

amelianickel:

Starry Again:

I don't think I am a young baby person really. I love my daughter a ton but I get bored when I am with her all day. I don't like to take her out much because it is freezing / icy and she often meltdowns in public, and playing for hours on end with young baby toys is not very exciting.

This is me. I can't wait until she can talk I also scoop boogs with my pinkie finger.

I'm glad I'm not the only one! I love most of my time with her but being unable to put her down to do anything is really getting on my nerves! She also doesn't really nap during the day so I am literally holding her the entire time and my house is a disaster zone. Makes me feel bad for DH.

kplaxco85

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell :

Yes! I won't even open those fu!kers any more!
I can't wait to leave LO with my mom so I can get crazy drunk on New Years!

daronsmommy

Maybe this is because of the issues going on, or maybe because it's the way my DH is too, but I'm a mother first and a wife second. My kids come first.
DH has told me if it comes to me or his daughter, his daughter will win every time, and he has proven it. His daughter also takes priority over the boys which pisses me off.
Confession: I have a lot of resentment toward SD. I feel like she has jammed a wedge between DH and I because of her actions after DS1 was born and the way DH handled everything. I also feel like my boys would be treated better by DH if we weren't married.

MadamePresident

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell

I never mention how well my baby sleeps to my friends with infants unless they ask.

CnAnA

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell :

what if we don't brag about it? Do we have to be cursed too? LOL

Starry Again

mrs.ike:

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell :

what if we don't brag about it? Do we have to be cursed too? LOL

No, but if you secretly think your superior mothering led to it, then yes. 

CnAnA

Starry Again:

mrs.ike:

Starry Again:

I hope people who brag about STTN get sleep regressions from hell :

what if we don't brag about it? Do we have to be cursed too? LOL

No, but if you secretly think your superior mothering led to it, then yes. 

Oh I swear I don't. I have no idea why it happened.  I have no doubt that I did nothing different than anybody else. I just got very, very lucky.  (Which is part of the reason I don't brag about it! LOL)

ChrisG83

ShabyKitty:

I'm jealous of a girl in my husbands class. She's in a team of people with him and apparently the only one who gets her work done, so they text at times to complete the projects. I don't know why this makes me jealous as I know nothing is going on but it does.

I get this, DH and I have a girlfriend and whenever she texts him it just kinda weirds me out. I don't ever worry about him or her at all it's just weird I guess. 

nycgirl88

I am already thinking of excuses to get out of spending next Christmas at my inlaws. In the past 2 days my MIL has pissed me off beyond belief. Last night I asked her to watch London in the bath while I grabbed a wash cloth and she locked me out! I knocked and she said to go away as she wanted to bath him then she walked in to our room at 7am this morning when I was BF'ing and said "can I hold him yet?" She holds him every time I am not feeding, so it isn't like I am hogging him!! Is it Sunday yet?

AshliFR

I made some returns of baby clothes to Dillard's that family and friends had bought for DD, and with that money I bought stuff for me. I don't like Dillard's baby clothes. Plus she has so much, I have spent hundreds of dollars at Gap, Gymboree, and baby boutiques. But I still feel a little guilty. 

Mrs.G123

nycgirl88:

I am already thinking of excuses to get out of spending next Christmas at my inlaws. In the past 2 days my MIL has pissed me off beyond belief. Last night I asked her to watch London in the bath while I grabbed a wash cloth and she locked me out! I knocked and she said to go away as she wanted to bath him then she walked in to our room at 7am this morning when I was BF'ing and said "can I hold him yet?" She holds him every time I am not feeding, so it isn't like I am hogging him!! Is it Sunday yet?

Areyoufuucckkinngkidding me? This woman has some balls.

DuckieMom5

I let little fish watch a baby soother ap on my ipad in the car.. I dont know if this counts as tv or not but it keeps her happy long enough to fall asleep..  If I didnt have an ipad I would be getting a car dvd player stat..

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MadamePresident

Here's a good one. I haven't washed my hair even after it got spit up on twice. I just rinsed out the spitty strands.

Rachelilly23

nycgirl88:

I am already thinking of excuses to get out of spending next Christmas at my inlaws. In the past 2 days my MIL has pissed me off beyond belief. Last night I asked her to watch London in the bath while I grabbed a wash cloth and she locked me out! I knocked and she said to go away as she wanted to bath him then she walked in to our room at 7am this morning when I was BF'ing and said "can I hold him yet?" She holds him every time I am not feeding, so it isn't like I am hogging him!! Is it Sunday yet?

Good God is that woman a piece of work. I totally understand

trying to get out of spending Christmas with her next year!

I too am trying to think of how to always spend Christmas

with my family or just DH and the kids. Last Christmas we

went to TX and it was a nightmare, and we no longer speak

with SIL1 and MIL, so I have trouble forcing myself to

sacrifice my favorite holiday that I could be spending with my

big happy family just to see SIL2 and her husband and kids.

But they really are the only family he has left.

hboo2011

Mrs.G123:

nycgirl88:

I am already thinking of excuses to get out of spending next Christmas at my inlaws. In the past 2 days my MIL has pissed me off beyond belief. Last night I asked her to watch London in the bath while I grabbed a wash cloth and she locked me out! I knocked and she said to go away as she wanted to bath him then she walked in to our room at 7am this morning when I was BF'ing and said "can I hold him yet?" She holds him every time I am not feeding, so it isn't like I am hogging him!! Is it Sunday yet?

Areyoufuucckkinngkidding me? This woman has some balls.

This! Where the was your husband? I would have been furious. And I hope he was, too.

Dana327

I totally ordered take out two days in a row for lunch and don't plan on telling DH about it (unless the guilt kills me). 

My iLs live on another continent and still manage to annoy me with things. MIL saw on the news that there was some weather advisory for the USA and freaked out. She had a friend message me to ask if we are okay because she thought we were in storm shelters (do those exist in NYC?!). Im pretty sure its sunny outside still and I hate that she takes these things and cries about them when we call them on Sundays.  

CC1017

DS has been pooping up a storm today and during the last diaper change I got poop on his face.  Whoops.