Writer's block....

Elsa1984

...I need help coming up with something funny/witty/creative for a coffee mug. My niece is 19 (almost 20) and we shipped all of her Christmas gifts to her apartment so she wouldn't have to haul them back. Since she won't have anything to open from us come Christmas (while she is down here), I was thinking of getting her some crazy Christmas socks and a few yummy candies so she has something to open. I already have one of those coffee mugs from Starbucks that you can decorate, and was going to put pictures of Gator in there and write something funny on it from Gator's perspective. She is funny, has an awesome sense of humor, and adores Gator. All I have been able to come up with is "One day, I hope to be as awesome as Gator!"

Any other suggestions are appreciated!!!!