I've never seen old man balls.

Jillibean85

Not that I'm completely opposed, but I've never been given the opportunity.. Maybe I should scribble that onto my bucket list. 

nanabanana06

Well, eventually we will all see old man balls. Eventually.

Jillibean85

Nana_Osaki06:

Well, eventually we will all see old man balls. Eventually.

If we're lucky... 

RockyTopVols

 

nanabanana06

Jillibean85:

Nana_Osaki06:

Well, eventually we will all see old man balls. Eventually.

If we're lucky... 

True. However, I like to think that I'll still have some form of sex when I'm all old and wrinkly.

EVA116

Gah, I wonder how much worse they are the regular balls. Gross.

[Deleted User]

I've seen them.  Not that impressive.  Also, there is a reason that your eyesight gets poorer as you age.  It's a necessity. 

Jillibean85

RockyTopVols:

 

Is this an old man ball?

It looks like an umbilical stump that fell off...  

ougrad1

LOL-you are so random.

[Deleted User]

DH & I saw them on our way to get our a/s scan with P.  There was an old man in the elevator, in a wheelchair.  He had on a gown, and it wasn't very long - maybe mid thigh?  Anyway, I'm sure the aide pushing him in his wheelchair to where ever he was going in the hospital didn't notice.  I know the poor old man didn't notice.  DH & I couldn't help but to notice.  LOL.  That poor, poor old man. 

Jillibean85

LOL! I'm so jealous of these testimonials... I can't wait to have my first experience. 

chiualover

My dad always wore boxers like they were shorts.

He would fall asleep in his recliner and the little flap

would be wide open.

Soooo, I actually got to see my dad's balls age,

as this went on until he passed away.

 

Jillibean85

chiualover:

My dad always wore boxers like they were shorts.

He would fall asleep in his recliner and the little flap

would be wide open.

Soooo, I actually got to see my dad's balls age,

as this went on until he passed away.

 

I don't know whether to laugh or apologize! Sorry about your Dad... and your eyes! I think the only thing worse than old man ball is if the set belongs to your poppa bear.  

Jillibean85

IrishCoffee7:

MrsSkull1107:

Once, I was at a bar and the owner was elderly. He was hanging out talking to some people across the bar. At one point, he uncrossed his legs and I happened to be looking in his direction. He was not wearing underwear and I saw straight up his shorts.

I can't unsee what I saw but I wish I could. Old man balls are hideous. Why this would be on anyone's bucket list is beyond me. 

I'm scared to encounter H's when we are both old. Of course he'll have to encounter my saggy boobs so I guess it's all relative. 

Once, I was in a gay bar during the Chicago Pride Parade festivities. There was a drunk old man leaning against a wall (to hold himself up I believe) wearing nothing but blue boxer-briefs. He reached in, scratched his junk, and through that crazy invention of a pee-hole in men's underwar, one of his grayish-pink balls with scraggly gray pubes popped out. You can absolutely NOT unsee thatshit.

grayish-pink balls! That sounds amazing.  

MrsGoodkat

I have. It's not something I need to see again.

chiualover

Jillibean85:

chiualover:

My dad always wore boxers like they were shorts.

He would fall asleep in his recliner and the little flap

would be wide open.

Soooo, I actually got to see my dad's balls age,

as this went on until he passed away.

 

I don't know whether to laugh or apologize! Sorry about your Dad... and your eyes! I think the only thing worse than old man ball is if the set belongs to your poppa bear.  

Tee hee- he was a rowing coach, and his nickname..........

The Bear!!

Jillibean85

chiualover:

Jillibean85:

chiualover:

My dad always wore boxers like they were shorts.

He would fall asleep in his recliner and the little flap

would be wide open.

Soooo, I actually got to see my dad's balls age,

as this went on until he passed away.

 

I don't know whether to laugh or apologize! Sorry about your Dad... and your eyes! I think the only thing worse than old man ball is if the set belongs to your poppa bear.  

Tee hee- he was a rowing coach, and his nickname..........

The Bear!!

Oh snap!!  

Smootchy

Lol and Ewww...

Hate busy days at work. I've been trying to find a "Big Daddy" reference about, "his wrinkly old balls!" when talking to his hooters ex-girlfriend (or whatever movie/reference I'm thinking about)

Mrs.adambabycakes

RockyTopVols:

 

Explain yourself. 

MommyKayla11

Jillibean85:

RockyTopVols:

 

Is this an old man ball?

It looks like an umbilical stump that fell off...  

 

klondikebar

With how yound some posters on theis board are, I'm sure some think my DH has old man balls. lol I'm not young and DH is quite a bit older than I am.

CoffeeBeen

::shudder:: I'm getting the hellz out of this thread.