Nightly Confessions (PIP)...Muahahahahaha!

Gatorsgirl731

Nightly confession time...you almost didn't get it because I was lurking and had it all typed up and realized just in time that I was on the "Crafty Mom" board.  Yikes!

Here goes...

Rules

No hugs.

No food confessions unless it leads to something dirty.

No wasting time on TB confessions. (It is boring since we're all guilty.)

NC is about telling us those things you can't tell anyone in real life because it's either too embarrassing or it would make them look at you differently.

This really isn't a confession just an exibition.  Ok so we live in a small town of about 200 or so, mostly bars and churches here.  Sometimes something happens that well just dosen't happen often.  Tonight before we left a 6 foot 5 inch blonde came into the mall wearing spike heels, a red leotard with hood, Christmas Bows attached, and his junk not tucked enough.  We made him pose with our creepy santa that dances.

klbowie

So saturday night MH and I decided to finally break in our kitchen table. Wink wink

Gatorsgirl731

klbowie:

So saturday night MH and I decided to finally break in our kitchen table. Wink wink

Yay buddy, mines missing a few bolts!

klbowie

Yeah, it's not as sturdy as it use to be!

Gatorsgirl731

I don't usually appreciate table sex until my mom is over and annoying me.  Then I remember and think oh yea my a$$ was there two days ago.  Humph.

ocnfish4

I was in the middle of taking an online final when DH and I decided to have a quickie. I then completed the rest of the exam naked.

LunaBug924

I used sex as a bribe this morning for DH to get up and take the dogs out so that I could sleep for an extra hour. Yea, pretty shameless. I definitely got the better end of the deal!

klbowie

Gatorsgirl731:

I don't usually appreciate table sex until my mom is over and annoying me.nbsp; Then I remember and think oh yea my a was there two days ago.nbsp; Humph.

It was my first time. Not too comfortable and may be a little weird during christmas dinner!

klbowie

Gatorsgirl731:

I don't usually appreciate table sex until my mom is over and annoying me.nbsp; Then I remember and think oh yea my a was there two days ago.nbsp; Humph.

It was my first time. Not too comfortable and may be a little weird during christmas dinner!

Gatorsgirl731

klbowie:

Gatorsgirl731:

I don't usually appreciate table sex until my mom is over and annoying me.nbsp; Then I remember and think oh yea my a was there two days ago.nbsp; Humph.

It was my first time. Not too comfortable and may be a little weird during christmas dinner!

Only when people use their napkins to wipe their mouths.  Think of it as your just rewards for hosting!  You and DH could make a game out of it. 

Beccabby

I youtubed WHAM , then went to vanilla ice, styxx and other 80-90 bands from my childhood and tried to show my DD my dance moves and embarrased myself as well as her. I think I might have pulled something trying to show off

quist86

Gatorsgirl731:

This really isn't a confession just an exibition.  Ok so we live in a small town of about 200 or so, mostly bars and churches here.  Sometimes something happens that well just dosen't happen often.  Tonight before we left a 6 foot 5 inch blonde came into the mall wearing spike heels, a red leotard with hood, Christmas Bows attached, and his junk not tucked enough.  We made him pose with our creepy santa that dances.

this is fantastic. I'm so jealous you got to see this in real life. Thank you for taking this picture, the combo of Mr Gaga and Santa is amazing! 

Jennifer271012

quist86:

Gatorsgirl731:

This really isn't a confession just an exibition.  Ok so we live in a small town of about 200 or so, mostly bars and churches here.  Sometimes something happens that well just dosen't happen often.  Tonight before we left a 6 foot 5 inch blonde came into the mall wearing spike heels, a red leotard with hood, Christmas Bows attached, and his junk not tucked enough.  We made him pose with our creepy santa that dances.

this is fantastic. I'm so jealous you got to see this in real life. Thank you for taking this picture, the combo of Mr Gaga and Santa is amazing! 

There are no words for this.... just awesome. 

Jennifer271012

quist86:

Gatorsgirl731:

This really isn't a confession just an exibition.  Ok so we live in a small town of about 200 or so, mostly bars and churches here.  Sometimes something happens that well just dosen't happen often.  Tonight before we left a 6 foot 5 inch blonde came into the mall wearing spike heels, a red leotard with hood, Christmas Bows attached, and his junk not tucked enough.  We made him pose with our creepy santa that dances.

this is fantastic. I'm so jealous you got to see this in real life. Thank you for taking this picture, the combo of Mr Gaga and Santa is amazing! 

There are no words for this.... just awesome.