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Men with no butt

My DH desperately needs new jeans. It seems that every pair he has are not working. 

He's about 5'9 
has a little beer belly
he has no butt
He is lean everywhere else (arms, legs, ect) 

TIA

 

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“I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis

Re: Men with no butt

  • Levi's?  There are so many different cuts, style and washes you could spend an afternoon trying them all on.
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    Just spend a he REFUSES to deal with shopping or trying sh!t on in the store. 

    Hey him and I could be friends.

    I flucking hate trying crap on in the store.  

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  • imageHilarityEnsued:
    Just spend a bit in the jeans department of any department store.nbsp; Honestly, jeans have to be tried on.nbsp; If your DH and anything like my DH, he REFUSES to deal with shopping or trying sh!t on in the store.nbsp; So we purchase approximately 1,000
    worth of jeans, try them all on at home,
    and return 950 worth of jeans the
    next day.

    On an unrelated note... DH
    actually has an amazing manass... we
    call it The American.
    DH does too. I sing apple bottom jeans to him. The kids got his asss for sure.
  • Thanks Ladies for not helping me but clearly rubbing it in my face that yo man has the big booty Judy

    ::goes and kicks rocks::

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    “I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he’d be dead in a year.” - Bette Davis
  • It makes me wonder why don't men have build in fanny panties?
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