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santaclausiscomingsantaclausiscoming member
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Mrs. Claus isn't doing it for me anymore, so I've been seeing a few of the elves on the side.  Now one of them is knocked up with an elfling.  I'm worried that the missus will figure it out.  What should I do?
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    fattesthotteststamosfattesthotteststamos
    Dump her ugly ass and find a non-knocked up hot elf
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    santaclausiscomingsantaclausiscoming member

    imagefattesthotteststamos:
    Dump her ugly ass and find a non-knocked up hot elf

    Yes

    Great idea, thanks!  I'll look for a good one on my naughty list. 

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    LuckyDadLuckyDad member
    imagesantaclausiscoming:
    Mrs. Claus isn't doing it for me anymore, so I've been seeing a few of the elves on the side.  Now one of them is knocked up with an elfling.  I'm worried that the missus will figure it out.  What should I do?
    This actually would have worked better as Mrs. Claus coming in and asking the Dads what to do about her husband. Or at least been more accurate.
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
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    fattesthotteststamosfattesthotteststamos

    imageLuckyDad:
    imagesantaclausiscoming:
    Mrs. Claus isn't doing it for me anymore, so I've been seeing a few of the elves on the side.  Now one of them is knocked up with an elfling.  I'm worried that the missus will figure it out.  What should I do?
    This actually would have worked better as Mrs. Claus coming in and asking the Dads what to do about her husband. Or at least been more accurate.

    wut 

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    naughtyelfnaughtyelf
    I hear Santa is looking for some playmates.  Would you like to try a naughty elf on for size ;)
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