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You and all your secks posts.

I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

 

I wonder if they've changed it.

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Re: You and all your secks posts.

  • imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    you need to get on that.
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  • imageJ+MS:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    you need to get on that.

    I totally would, if there was a "that" to get on. 

     

    I need to start calling random ex's until someone volunteers.

     

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  • ugh, I cannot belive you talk about this on the internet.

    Tramps.

  • imageRTVWifey:

    ugh, I cannot belive you talk about this on the internet.

    Tramps.

    I like how you think my wife is a pearl clutching prude or something.  

    She is married to me.  

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  • imagekbingram51:
    imageJ+MS:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    you need to get on that.

    I totally would, if there was a "that" to get on. 

     

    I need to start calling random ex's until someone volunteers.

     

    How many of your exes look like Jennifer Lawrence?

    I need to know this. For science.

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    imagekbingram51:
    imageJ+MS:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    you need to get on that.

    I totally would, if there was a "that" to get on. 

     

    I need to start calling random ex's until someone volunteers.

     

    How many of your exes look like Jennifer Lawrence?

    I need to know this. For science.

    Ugh another pig. I am going to tell your wife. I bet she would like to know what you've been doing.

  • imageRTVWifey:

    Ugh another pig. I am going to tell your wife. I bet she would like to know what you've been doing.

    You're right! I AM both cute AND delicious!

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    imagekbingram51:
    imageJ+MS:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    you need to get on that.

    I totally would, if there was a "that" to get on. 

     

    I need to start calling random ex's until someone volunteers.

     

    How many of your exes look like Jennifer Lawrence?

    I need to know this. For science.

    Does it count if we didn't technically "date"? Then one. 

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  • imageMollusksWrangler:
    imageLuckyDad:
    imageRTVWifey:

    Ugh another pig. I am going to tell your wife. I bet she would like to know what you've been doing.

    You're right! I AM both cute AND delicious!

     

    I just laughed so loud and suddenly I scared the dog. 

    +1, except I have no dog to scare.

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  • imagekbingram51:
    imageLuckyDad:

    How many of your exes look like Jennifer Lawrence?

    I need to know this. For science.

    Does it count if we didn't technically "date"? Then one. 

    Still Counts.

    Devil 

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  • imageLuckyDad:
    imagekbingram51:
    imageLuckyDad:

    How many of your exes look like Jennifer Lawrence?

    I need to know this. For science.

    Does it count if we didn't technically "date"? Then one. 

    Still Counts.

    Devil 

    I don't think you were here when several bumpies revealed their former lesbianic experiments. I'm not the only one.

     

     

     

    Commence your digging through old threads.

     

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  • imagekbingram51:
    I don't think you were here when several bumpies revealed their former lesbianic experiments. I'm not the only one.

     

     

     

    Commence your digging through old threads.

     

    I was. But it's like a movie you can watch again and again and it never ever gets old.

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  • imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    I haven't had sex (with a person) for 25 years...

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  • imageTimothyTebow:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    I haven't had sex (with a person) for 25 years...

    Lol, there's probably a reason why you such at football then. 

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  • imagekbingram51:
    imageTimothyTebow:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    I haven't had sex (with a person) for 25 years...

    Lol, there's probably a reason why you such at football then. 

    Or why he throws like a dead fish. He is too busy jerkin' it and destroying his throwing arm.

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  • imageTimothyTebow:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.

     

    I wonder if they've changed it.

    I haven't had sex (with a person) for 25 years...

    I don't think you get credit from before you had pubes.

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  • imageTimothyTebow:
    imagekbingram51:

    I haven't had sex in twenty one months.


     


    I wonder if they've changed it.



    I haven't had sex (with a person) for 25 years...



    I hear T Swift is single...


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