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What's the UO post about?

Is it just food UOs? 
"Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
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Re: What's the UO post about?

  • Taylor Swift is annoying and whiny.

    Meat on the bone is gross.

    Receiving oral sex is overrated.

    Some bumpies provide TMI.

    Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas.

    "Sposies" is a dumb word. 

    General dislike for Christmas music.

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  • No, there are several ladies that don't enjoy receiving oral.  I'm one of them.
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  • imageLoisLane23:
    Taylor Swift may or may suck. Mbenit explodes orgasmically. Other singers may or may not suck.

    ::snort::

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  • 300 posts about oral sex and Taylor swift? Geeze. Lol
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imageLoisLane23:
    Mbenit explodes orgasmically..
    someone pass the eye bleach.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • Nick Jr. sucks now because it has commercials and Mouse and Zee are gone.

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  • imageLoisLane23:

    imageJ+MS:
    imageLoisLane23:
    Mbenit explodes orgasmically..
    someone pass the eye bleach.

    Now that she's over 35, she explodes vaginally. Not clitorally. YWIA.

    just....ew.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imageLibby1978:
    No, there are several ladies that don't enjoy receiving oral.  I'm one of them.

    WHAT??????

     

    I once stayed with a man for months after it was clear we didn't belong together because he was a gold medalist in cunnilingus. Ultimately I broke up with him because he was chewing his sandwich too loudly.  Perhaps I should've kept this to myself until FFCF? 

  • imagegrr_aargh:

    imageLibby1978:
    No, there are several ladies that don't enjoy receiving oral.  I'm one of them.

    WHAT??????

    I once stayed with a man for months after it was clear we didn't belong together because he was a gold medalist in cunnilingus. Ultimately I broke up with him because he was chewing his sandwich too loudly.  Perhaps I should've kept this to myself until FFCF? 

    lol, I wonder if the two were related?

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  • imageashleysyn2:
    And yet she's still Eeyore.  I don't get it.

    LOL! 

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  • imageJ+MS:
    300 posts about oral sex and Taylor swift? Geeze. Lol

    No, seriously, about 50 of those posts were meat on the bone vs. off the bone.

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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • imagegrr_aargh:

     

    I once stayed with a man for months after it was clear we didn't belong together because he was a gold medalist in cunnilingus. Ultimately I broke up with him because he was chewing his sandwich too loudly.  Perhaps I should've kept this to myself until FFCF? 

    Dead.

     

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    Lilypie - (TUWi)

     

  • imagembenit4:

    imageJ+MS:
    imageLoisLane23:
    Mbenit explodes orgasmically..
    someone pass the eye bleach.

    If you keep your eyes at a distance you won't need bleach.

    that....makes no sense whatsoever. 

     

     

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imagembenit4:

    imageJ+MS:
    imageLoisLane23:
    Mbenit explodes orgasmically..
    someone pass the eye bleach.

    If you keep your eyes at a distance you won't need bleach.

    that....makes no sense whatsoever. 

     

     

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • I hope I didn't share TMI. I got all defensive about not liking oral bc I thought mbenit didn't believe it could cause flashbacks and trigger PTSD.

    I'm sorry if I contributed to the need for eye bleach.


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  • imageRondackHiker:
    I hope I didn't share TMI. I got all defensive about not liking oral bc I thought mbenit didn't believe it could cause flashbacks and trigger PTSD. I'm sorry if I contributed to the need for eye bleach.
    Everyone is definitely referring to mbenits explosion comment. Oral sex is a topic we've discussed before.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imageJ+MS:
    imageRondackHiker:
    I hope I didn't share TMI. I got all defensive about not liking oral bc I thought mbenit didn't believe it could cause flashbacks and trigger PTSD.

    I'm sorry if I contributed to the need for eye bleach.
    Everyone is definitely referring to mbenits explosion comment. Oral sex is a topic we've discussed before.


    I missed that. Was it edited?


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  • imagembenit4:

    imageRondackHiker:
    I hope I didn't share TMI. I got all defensive about not liking oral bc I thought mbenit didn't believe it could cause flashbacks and trigger PTSD. I'm sorry if I contributed to the need for eye bleach.

    I did explain that I never doubted what you said.


    I know. But when I was feeling defensive I talked more about the rest of our sex lives. I got defensive and shared stuff that I didn't think was bad, but might have been TMI.


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  • imageRondackHiker:
    imageJ+MS:
    imageRondackHiker:
    I hope I didn't share TMI. I got all defensive about not liking oral bc I thought mbenit didn't believe it could cause flashbacks and trigger PTSD. I'm sorry if I contributed to the need for eye bleach.
    Everyone is definitely referring to mbenits explosion comment. Oral sex is a topic we've discussed before.
    I missed that. Was it edited?
    yep.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imagembenit4:

    imageashleysyn2:
    And yet she's still Eeyore.  I don't get it.

    That's the thing. I am not Eeyore. Just something some of you created about me.

    As far as the rules of the internet go, rule #1 is that we can only make assumptions based on what you post here.

    And based on that, you are Eeyore. 

  • imageWine O Mite:
    imagembenit4:

    imageashleysyn2:
    And yet she's still Eeyore.  I don't get it.

    That's the thing. I am not Eeyore. Just something some of you created about me.

    As far as the rules of the internet go, rule #1 is that we can only make assumptions based on what you post here.

    And based on that, you are Eeyore. 

    hee haw
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • Talking about oral sex in general = ok

    describing your orgasm in detail = not ok

    Telling us your DH gave oral sex 10 seconds ago before you got on the computer = not ok 

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imageJ+MS:

    Talking about oral sex in general = ok

    describing your orgasm in detail = not ok

    Telling us your DH gave oral sex 10 seconds ago before you got on the computer = not ok 

    Bahaha I forget who that was that got some sudden surprise oral and then instantly came to post about it!!

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  • Someone fill me on on the Eeyore reference. I haven't been around long enough and I don't get it.
  • imageHesterlicious:
    imageJ+MS:

    Talking about oral sex in general = ok

    describing your orgasm in detail = not ok

    Telling us your DH gave oral sex 10 seconds ago before you got on the computer = not ok 

    Bahaha I forget who that was that got some sudden surprise oral and then instantly came to post about it!!

    she doesn't post anymore.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imagembenit4:
    imageJ+MS:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imageJ+MS:

    Talking about oral sex in general = ok

    describing your orgasm in detail = not ok

    Telling us your DH gave oral sex 10 seconds ago before you got on the computer = not ok 

    Bahaha I forget who that was that got some sudden surprise oral and then instantly came to post about it!!

    she doesn't post anymore.

    Probably couldn't take the constant flaming. Or she is here under another SN. 

    No, she's on a facebook group of bumpies. 
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imagembenit4:
    imageWine O Mite:
    imagembenit4:

    imageashleysyn2:
    And yet she's still Eeyore.  I don't get it.

    That's the thing. I am not Eeyore. Just something some of you created about me.

    As far as the rules of the internet go, rule #1 is that we can only make assumptions based on what you post here.

    And based on that, you are Eeyore. 

    And you know what people say about assuming...

    That's the thing. I post. Some of you go a whole other way with it. Even if we disagree after it is done, I am done with it. I don't hold grudges. I don't have post its. I come back later on and clean slate. That is it.

    But it is fine really. I don't care. It saddens me sometimes that it is always the same people making the same comments.

    FWIW, I like you mbenit. Even if we don't always agree (I disagree in my head a lot). But you always seem pretty even-keeled. 

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  • imageLoisLane23:
    I miss MamaLBF.
    I miss LCB. 

     

     

     

     

    what? 

    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • imageJ+MS:

    imageLoisLane23:
    I miss MamaLBF.
    I miss LCB. 

     

     

     

     

    what? 

     

    Lulz.

    I do miss a ton of ladies from the tri and month board days though.  I didn't even get to know them *sniff* Crying  I am jealous of the old facebook groups even though the one I am in is still pretty kick ass.

    Tell them all to come back.

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  • imageHesterlicious:
    imageJ+MS:

    imageLoisLane23:
    I miss MamaLBF.
    I miss LCB. 

     

     

     

     

    what? 

     

    Lulz.

    I do miss a ton of ladies from the tri and month board days though.  I didn't even get to know them *sniff* Crying  I am jealous of the old facebook groups even though the one I am in is still pretty kick ass.

    Tell them all to come back.

    did you do a screen name change? I'm terrible at remembering people's scree names.
    "Seriously, mommy forum people are some crazy ass bitches." New Year New You
  • FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.
  • imageJ+MS:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imageJ+MS:

    imageLoisLane23:
    I miss MamaLBF.
    I miss LCB. 

     

     

     

     

    what? 

     

    Lulz.

    I do miss a ton of ladies from the tri and month board days though.  I didn't even get to know them *sniff* Crying  I am jealous of the old facebook groups even though the one I am in is still pretty kick ass.

    Tell them all to come back.

    did you do a screen name change? I'm terrible at remembering people's scree names.

    I lurked back in those days. I've only been posting for a year.  I lurked the shiz out of this place from work though.

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  • imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    Yeah she kinda is. You will notice after reading some of her comments in posts about day to day things.

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  • imageHesterlicious:

    imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    Yeah she kinda is. You will notice after reading some of her comments in posts about day to day things.

    Hmm. Maybe I should pay more attention. 

  • imageMrsNorry:
    imageHesterlicious:

    imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    Yeah she kinda is. You will notice after reading some of her comments in posts about day to day things.

    Hmm. Maybe I should pay more attention. 

    Note that of all the people who had AE doppelgangers, she was the only want to get offended and start accusing them of being a coward.  Everyone else rolled with the punches, played along, or tried to make a joke out of it.

    I don't want to pile on her, but she does do some of this to herself.

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  • imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    I'm in the "mbenit is a downer" boat.  Obviously not everyone feels this way.

    She tends to come into threads and says things like "I don't like that" or "I don't even know what that is" or "I don't do that", I don't, I don't, I don't, etc.

    And no, I'm not going to dig up proof for it.  Ha. 

  • imagembenit4:

    imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    I really don't understand the thinking behind it. Some bumpies on here view me as a pic of Eeyore sad and under a raining cloud. Hence the Eeyore comments, the hee haws or whatever. I don't get it.

    I am not sad usually at all. I was sad that day when they started it. It is what it is.

     

    You don't seem sad, it just seems like you don't find anything fun or exciting (Besides orgasms I guess Wink

     

    US: We did this super cool thing with our kids!

    You: I don't see the need to do that here. Storm

     

    US: Baby proofing question #2338

    You: We didn't baby proof here. Storm

     

    US: Rec your awesome toy!!

    You: We don't buy toys here. Storm

     

    Do I seem bitchy here? There is no hate I swear. Plus stuff comes off different through text on the internet.

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  • imageInkogneetoh:
    imageEllaHella:

    Mbenit lays it out as herself.  She doesn't succumb to the masses and popular opinion.  She doesn't try too hard with the snark and snatch.  I like that, even when I don't agree with her. 

    I'm with Ella on this.  Sorry, but the Eeyore joke seems a little "mean girls" to me.

    I agree, I like mbenit.  And I try not to lol when she gets picked on.  But I know what they're talking about and I think she'd do herself a favor if she owned it.  Every personality has a niche.

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  • Eeyore is not an awful comparison. A lot of people like Eeyore. I'm one of them. I'd rather hang with Eeyore than Tigger any day.
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  • imagembenit4:
    imageHesterlicious:
    imagembenit4:

    imageMrsNorry:
    FFS somebody answer me please. Are you guys trying to say Mbenit is a downer or something? I'm so confused.

    I really don't understand the thinking behind it. Some bumpies on here view me as a pic of Eeyore sad and under a raining cloud. Hence the Eeyore comments, the hee haws or whatever. I don't get it.

    I am not sad usually at all. I was sad that day when they started it. It is what it is.

     

    You don't seem sad, it just seems like you don't find anything fun or exciting (Besides orgasms I guess Wink

     

    US: We did this super cool thing with our kids!

    You: I don't see the need to do that here. Storm

     

    US: Baby proofing question #2338

    You: We didn't baby proof here. Storm

     

    US: Rec your awesome toy!!

    You: We don't buy toys here. Storm

     

    Do I seem bitchy here? There is no hate I swear. Plus stuff comes off different through text on the internet.

    Again, I feel some of you want to see what you want to see.

    We moved Sept 2011 so we never babyproofed the new house. I have said several times that I was a bad mommy for that. Not that we don't do it. Our old house was babyproofed.

    The toy thing you are taking out of context. I said one time that there wasn't a lot of toys laying around because we didn't buy any. When someone asked me why not, I said the reasons were financial. Not like we don't do toys.

    My SO was laid off the Monday before I had my son. He was out of work for 8 months. That is the main reason why he never got toys. For Christmas last year my son got only one gift and that was from us.

     

    For the record I don't think you are a bad mommy at all.

    You are a serious person and a great contrast to me since I am a silly twit. 

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