FU to DH not washing hands

tippycanoe1

DH and I IM each other while at work... and I brought up the handwashing thing.  He says he doesn't wash his hands at home because he doesn't like the B&BW soaps I buy.  

WTF. 

RockyTopVols

I'm sorry B&BW is affecting your strong and holy union. 

tippycanoe1

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

tippycanoe1

RockyTopVols:

I'm sorry B&BW is affecting your strong and holy union. 

GTFO 

[Deleted User]

What scent do you use??

tarebear9891

He can't buy soap? What a weird excuse.

Give him five dollars and send him to the store to buy some soap he likes.

covertxxamour

I buy B&BW for me, and I buy regular dial soap for H. Either way, that doesn't seem like a good reason to me. Especially if he has never mentioned it before! lol. You have your hands full with this man.

tippycanoe1

sofamonkey:

What scent do you use??

Well we have 4 bathrooms, and I have diff scents in each one.  The ones off the top of my head are Vanilla Cupcake and Winter Cranberry.  Can't remember the rest. 

AshasaurusRex

That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.

blowfish11

Tell that cry baby to buy himself a bar of stupid Dial soap.

AshasaurusRex

MollusksWrangler:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

 

smelling like dirt and possibly poo is way better. 

 

RockyTopVols

tippycanoe1:

GTFO 

No 

MrsGoodkat

I think he's trying to blame you for his disgustingness.

tippycanoe1

LoisLane23:

tippycanoe1:

sofamonkey:

What scent do you use??

Well we have 4 bathrooms, and I have diff scents in each one.  The ones off the top of my head are Vanilla Cupcake and Winter Cranberry.  Can't remember the rest. 

Quit buying pusssy scents. Sea Island Cotton, Eucalyptus Mint, Kitchen Lemon, etc. are all man friendly scents.

FU.  I've been buying these for years and hes never said ANYTHING. 

nikip6454

My husband hates some of the B&BW soaps.  He still washes is hands, he just goes to a different bathroom or the kitchen based on which scent is okay.

CoffeeBeen

MrsGoodkat:

I think he's trying to blame you for his disgustingness.

Men are oppressed.  

tarebear9891

Excuses are just excuses. He has been capable of solving this problem on his own. He hasn't. Which means when you buy him new soap he probably still won't use it.

klondikebar

I'm just catching up on this, but really? Your H never thought to buy new soap or ask you to purchase a different brand. That's a cover for laziness IMO.

[Deleted User]

tippycanoe1:

sofamonkey:

What scent do you use??

Well we have 4 bathrooms, and I have diff scents in each one.  The ones off the top of my head are Vanilla Cupcake and Winter Cranberry.  Can't remember the rest. 

I don't like thatshit either.  Buy some regular damned soap.  I hear softsoap is nice, and doesn't smell like dingleberry. 

JerkStore213

you know my H says the same thing! but he still washes his hands. guess what though?? I DON'T!!!! i sometimes don't wash my hands after i pee when i'm at home. what? it's not like you're peeing all over your hands, right? unless i'm cooking, then i always wash my hands.

[Deleted User]

tippycanoe1:

LoisLane23:

tippycanoe1:

sofamonkey:

What scent do you use??

Well we have 4 bathrooms, and I have diff scents in each one.  The ones off the top of my head are Vanilla Cupcake and Winter Cranberry.  Can't remember the rest. 

Quit buying pusssy scents. Sea Island Cotton, Eucalyptus Mint, Kitchen Lemon, etc. are all man friendly scents.

FU.  I've been buying these for years and hes never said ANYTHING. 

I believe he's saying it, dear.  You just aren't listening. 

Smootchy

 

get this stuff. He probably needs a heavy duty cleaner anyway!

 

 

quidditchcapn1120

When my DH doesn't like the soap scents I buy, he either tells me or goes and buys his own. This is not an excuse and he needs to know that acting like a baby certainly isn't making him smell more manly.

delg23

big beautiful woman?

NotSharknado

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

NotSharknado

Dh loves the shiit outa BnBW. As soon as we're out, he goes himself to buy more.

tippycanoe1

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

blowfish11

OP, your H is nassssyyyyy.

tippycanoe1

blowfish11:

OP, your H is nassssyyyyy.

So is your face 

[Deleted User]

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

Is it brown?  Or it it a fantzy post-it? 

blowfish11

tippycanoe1:

blowfish11:

OP, your H is nassssyyyyy.

So is your face 

Aw, thanks. At least I wash it.  

RondackHiker

See? It can't be more. Med school means we're too poor to shop at BBB. Or to live in a place with four bathrooms.

That's a really dumb excuse, OP. I can't believe he's never said this before when you complained about not washing hands. Or bought his own.

blowfish11

Cate1234:

tippycanoe1:

FU.  I've been buying these for years and hes never said ANYTHING. 

Wait a second - this that become an issue in your marriage and you never had this conversation before?  I call bullsh!t.  I bought toothpaste that DH didn't like, he complained and bought the toothpaste he liked but he didn't stop brushing his teeth. 

LMAO that you buy a specific soap for each bathroom.

Lol this.

Also, he IS saying he doesn't like the soap. By not washing his farking hands. Use your critical thinking, OP. 

TunaTown

tippycanoe1:

blowfish11:

OP, your H is nassssyyyyy.

So is your face 

Ooooooooooh. Burrrrrrn.

NotSharknado

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

I'm skerred y'all.

AshasaurusRex

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

NOT THE AE'S POST-IT! How will she live with herself?!!!

Karschingham

sofamonkey:

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

Is it brown?  Or it it a fantzy post-it? 

OP's Post Its:

NotSharknado

Guys, I might not make it through. Hold me.

NotSharknado

Lol Karsch!

tippycanoe1

MollusksWrangler:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

I'm skerred y'all.

You should be, I said essentially the same thing but I didn't make the post it. It must be personal.

Don't flatter yourself, you're on there too. 

[Deleted User]

Karschingham:

sofamonkey:

tippycanoe1:

shanado:

tippycanoe1:

He said he doesn't like to smell like a girl.

So he would rather smell like shiit?

You're on my post-it.  Thanks. 

Is it brown?  Or it it a fantzy post-it? 

OP's Post Its:

Brown AND fantzy!  /RIP me.  Esp. at the "severity"  LAWL