...nightly confessions...

misternmiss

This'll be a post n run, but I have to admit that tonight I did a little postcoitus yoga to help DH's swimmers along. [Plow pose, anyone?] I know it doesn't really make a difference, but it can't hurt.

Gatorsgirl731

Before I confess to this I just want to say, I do some embarassing $hit but this is something I contiplated keeping from my safe place.  However my love for you girls won over so if I have to hide in the corner of shame I will.

As some of you may already know AF finaly arrived yesterday.  I have been laying around today with every symptom of pms you can come up with.  I even think at one point I was running a fever.  So DH is doing his best to take care of me.  He buillt me a fire, got my pillows, went to the store.....etc.

I have been sleeping on the couch most of the day.  Before he came home he called me to see if there was anything else I needed.  I was asleep when my phone rang. When I hung up I was just kinda laying there and could feel a wetness down there.  I thought I must have leaked.  It didn't take me long to figure out I had........shitmypants.  Apparently I farted in my sleep and it was messy.  Now I am terrified to go back to sleep, but I did get the good wife award for putting in a load of laundry dispite my miserable state.

RedPhoenix625

Gatorsgirl731:

Before I confess to this I just want to say, I do some embarassing $hit but this is something I contiplated keeping from my safe place.  However my love for you girls won over so if I have to hide in the corner of shame I will.

As some of you may already know AF finaly arrived yesterday.  I have been laying around today with every symptom of pms you can come up with.  I even think at one point I was running a fever.  So DH is doing his best to take care of me.  He buillt me a fire, got my pillows, went to the store.....etc.

I have been sleeping on the couch most of the day.  Before he came home he called me to see if there was anything else I needed.  I was asleep when my phone rang. When I hung up I was just kinda laying there and could feel a wetness down there.  I thought I must have leaked.  It didn't take me long to figure out I had........shitmypants.  Apparently I farted in my sleep and it was messy.  Now I am terrified to go back to sleep, but I did get the good wife award for putting in a load of laundry dispite my miserable state.

I think you just want that TMI award!  :P

Dude, it happens.  I have quite a few girlfriends who've admitted to me that they've sh?t themselves accidentally during what they thought was a fart.

Hope you're feeling better.

Gatorsgirl731

RedPhoenix625:

Gatorsgirl731:

Before I confess to this I just want to say, I do some embarassing $hit but this is something I contiplated keeping from my safe place.  However my love for you girls won over so if I have to hide in the corner of shame I will.

As some of you may already know AF finaly arrived yesterday.  I have been laying around today with every symptom of pms you can come up with.  I even think at one point I was running a fever.  So DH is doing his best to take care of me.  He buillt me a fire, got my pillows, went to the store.....etc.

I have been sleeping on the couch most of the day.  Before he came home he called me to see if there was anything else I needed.  I was asleep when my phone rang. When I hung up I was just kinda laying there and could feel a wetness down there.  I thought I must have leaked.  It didn't take me long to figure out I had........shitmypants.  Apparently I farted in my sleep and it was messy.  Now I am terrified to go back to sleep, but I did get the good wife award for putting in a load of laundry dispite my miserable state.

I think you just want that TMI award!  :P

Dude, it happens.  I have quite a few girlfriends who've admitted to me that they've sh?t themselves accidentally during what they thought was a fart.

Hope you're feeling better.

Heck yeah!  So maybe it wasn't all about my love for you ladies, but also my desire to have an award, even if it is for doing embarassing $hit.

Is it irony that there was a convo this week with the family about, no one should WANT to be the class clown?

LLPtobe

Gatorsgirl731:

Before I confess to this I just want to say, I do some embarassing $hit but this is something I contiplated keeping from my safe place.  However my love for you girls won over so if I have to hide in the corner of shame I will.

As some of you may already know AF finaly arrived yesterday.  I have been laying around today with every symptom of pms you can come up with.  I even think at one point I was running a fever.  So DH is doing his best to take care of me.  He buillt me a fire, got my pillows, went to the store.....etc.

I have been sleeping on the couch most of the day.  Before he came home he called me to see if there was anything else I needed.  I was asleep when my phone rang. When I hung up I was just kinda laying there and could feel a wetness down there.  I thought I must have leaked.  It didn't take me long to figure out I had........shitmypants.  Apparently I farted in my sleep and it was messy.  Now I am terrified to go back to sleep, but I did get the good wife award for putting in a load of laundry dispite my miserable state.

Just when I think you can't possibly be any more TMI I get blindsided by sleep-sharts, LOL! I pph you Gators!

LunaBug924

Don't hide in the corner of shame with your TMI! Hopefully soon you'll be wearing that TTCAL Award badge with pride! Hehehehe. Your story made me giggle and I wish DH was home to tell him. He is a 10yr old boy at heart who loves a good fart/shart story. Yea, we're really mature around here.... 

misternmiss

I hereby coin the term "shlart" for sharting in your sleep. I still love you, Gator. Nobody puts Gator in the shame corner.

LunaBug924

I had a really bad "ooops" moment at work today that I actually feel really bad about. I'm a retail store manager, so today was a 13 hour shift for me. 12 hours into it, I'm ringing up a customer and her granddaughter. I asked her if her mom was a member of our rewards program. The woman shot daggers at me and said, "Wow, how old do you think I am? I am her mother!" CRAP! There was no talking my way out of that one. Mind you this woman had all white hair, standing with a girl who couldn't have been more than 8! I know never to make assumptions, it was a total slip. I tried to laugh it off and said something stupid like, "I'm sorry, I've been here since 2am, and I don't even know how old I am right now!" I've never finished a transaction so quickly. The woman was pissed! I can't say that I blame her. Fail.

Gatorsgirl731

LunaBug924:

Don't hide in the corner of shame with your TMI! Hopefully soon you'll be wearing that TTCAL Award badge with pride! Hehehehe. Your story made me giggle and I wish DH was home to tell him. He is a 10yr old boy at heart who loves a good fart/shart story. Yea, we're really mature around here.... 

Exactly why I had to hurry to put the laundry in the wash between DH and the actual 10yro boy I would never ever live it down!

 

The dog has been side eyeing me for the last two hours because I always point out his farts.  I'm sure if he could talk he'd tell on me.

nbcarlson

LunaBug924:

I had a really bad "ooops" moment at work today that I actually feel really bad about. I'm a retail store manager, so today was a 13 hour shift for me. 12 hours into it, I'm ringing up a customer and her granddaughter. I asked her if her mom was a member of our rewards program. The woman shot daggers at me and said, "Wow, how old do you think I am? I am her mother!" CRAP! There was no talking my way out of that one. Mind you this woman had all white hair, standing with a girl who couldn't have been more than 8! I know never to make assumptions, it was a total slip. I tried to laugh it off and said something stupid like, "I'm sorry, I've been here since 2am, and I don't even know how old I am right now!" I've never finished a transaction so quickly. The woman was pissed! I can't say that I blame her. Fail.

My little sister and I have a really big age difference so people always think I am her mom and my mom is her grandma. It is funny becuase I am only 13 years older than her...I did't even have my period when I was 13 haha. It happens to a lot of people!