Since it is boob day

Hesterlicious

Tell boob story!
I had a couple friends that were all about equality so we would cruise around town on foot during parties in our bras. No one ever did end up bare chested.

I've stolen a friends shirt and bra during a game of strip something.

My stories suck.

RockyTopVols

There is no such thing as too large a breast.

That isn't really a story but it could be.

I love Boob Day.  

EVA116

I didn't get boobs till I was 23...for realz. I was an A and then shot up to a C when I was 23....I was a very late bloomer.

synchrosally

Once at a dinner party my mom had too much wine and took off her bra and threw it on the chandelier.  I was in my early 20s and it still scarred me. 

gimmietimmies

In my skinny days I modeled lingerie. Y'know what was embarrassing? Someone recognizing me dancing on a speaker at hard rock cafe because of my boobs (my face wasn't in the shots). And because I was dancing on a speaker with no shirt.

RockyTopVols

This thread has perktential. 

Hesterlicious

MollusksWrangler:

When I was still competing in karate I wore a molded, plastic chest piece under my uniform. Like a cup for tits, because punches in the tit suck.

I need one of these for when I sit on the bed and change DS. I can't go braless around that kid. He gets kicky when DH is home.

NotSharknado

I was flat chested until I was a junior in highschool. I came back to school with big ol bewbies and everyone thought I had a boob job. All of a sudden the boys liked me but by that time I was too cool for highschool guys...suckers. Funny story, dd motor boats me daily. She's intrigued by my boobage.

JerkStore213

In my crazy fake ID days, I was at this stupid bar-slash-club and it happened to be bikini contest night. It was like Jan or Feb or some other ungodly cold month, so I obviously didn't have a bikini on hand, nor did I intent on competing in this ridiculous contest. My friend dared me, and much like Marty McFly, I am no chicken. Lucky (ha) for me, my friend, a size 0, 5" tall, had a bikini in the trunk of her car. let me just say, it didn't really fit me that well. I'm not a large person, but I'm no size 0. I'm pretty sure it was a child's bikini. 

Anyway, long story short, after a couple shots to get pumped up, it was my turn to get on stage. They sent me up there with this half ripped tshirt that I was supposed to rip off of myself. On my way up to the stage I saw the other girls who were doing the contest. Obviously porn stars and strippers. Huge boobs, crazy spiderweb looking outfits. And there I was with my pasty skin, my mid-winter leg hair, and my friends fuuckin strawberry shortcake bikini.

Clearly I was not winning this competition. I did whatever anyone else would do in my shoes. I ripped off the bikini top and threw it into the crowd. I got second place, which was $25 and a bottle of champagne.

lildevil968

Some of our friends used to own a cabin on Lake Martin in Alabama. One summer we all went up there and spent the weekend. We had quite a bit to drink, and my friend and I decided that we where gonna go cave jumping, so we changed into our bathing suites, and off we went. We jumped, and I lost my top on impact, and didn't even notice, until we got out of the water, and heard about 100 cat calls. I covered myself up with my hands, and we started to walk the 1.5 miles back to the cabin. I arrived back to the cabin covered in mud, seaweed, and topless.

Hesterlicious

I am not 100sure but I think DS called the girls meatballs last time he saw me topless.

[Deleted User]

I just sprayed my kid in the face with milk. That counts as a boob story, right?

 

Sorry, I don't have any sexy booby stories right now. 

AshasaurusRex

When DS was a baby and still nursing I was holding him on my hip and talking to a guy friend (I think it might have been my BIL). He started acting really funny (the BIL) and very awkward, but I ignored it and kept talking until I finally realized that DS had stuck his hand down my shirt and was cupping and squeezing my boob.

missyishere

I went to a biker rally a few years ago with my friend. There are tonsotits alllll over in various shapes and sizes all around us. Sweet. We decide to get some giant turkey drums while watching some boobs flop all over on a mechanical bull. In all our wonder, we weren't aware of our surroundings. We could hear folks around us saying "nah, she's more this one, and she's this one." We were standing in front of a board with holes in various holes for different sized titz. Yes, as we were admiring other bewbs, ours were being judged.

LuckyDad

gimmietimmies:

In my skinny days I modeled lingerie. Y'know what was embarrassing? Someone recognizing me dancing on a speaker at hard rock cafe because of my boobs (my face wasn't in the shots). And because I was dancing on a speaker with no shirt.

Took me a while to find the embarrassing part. Bolded it for you.

gimmietimmies

LuckyDad:

gimmietimmies:

In my skinny days I modeled lingerie. Y'know what was embarrassing? Someone recognizing me dancing on a speaker at hard rock cafe because of my boobs (my face wasn't in the shots). And because I was dancing on a speaker with no shirt.

Took me a while to find the embarrassing part. Bolded it for you.

Lol, nailed it. 

JerkStore213

MollusksWrangler:

JerkStore213:

In my crazy fake ID days, I was at this stupid barslashclub and it happened to be bikini contest night. It was like Jan or Feb or some other ungodly cold month, so I obviously didn't have a bikini on hand, nor did I intent on competing in this ridiculous contest. My friend dared me, and much like Marty McFly, I am no chicken. Lucky ha for me, my friend, a size 0, 5" tall, had a bikini in the trunk of her car. let me just say, it didn't really fit me that well. I'm not a large person, but I'm no size 0. I'm pretty sure it was a child's bikini.nbsp;Anyway, long story short, after a couple shots to get pumped up, it was my turn to get on stage. They sent me up there with this half ripped tshirt that I was supposed to rip off of myself. On my way up to the stage I saw the other girls who were doing the contest. Obviously porn stars and strippers. Huge boobs, crazy spiderweb looking outfits. And there I was with my pasty skin, my midwinter leg hair, and my friends fuuckin strawberry shortcake bikini. Clearly I was not winning this competition. I did whatever anyone else would do in my shoes. I ripped off the bikini top and threw it into the crowd. I got second place, which was 25 and a bottle of champagne.

This makes me love you more.

 My friend also peed her pants on the way home that night. She rode all the way home wearing a tshirt as a diaper. That was a crazy night.

nanabanana06

I finally have tits!!!! They leak though...

At my baby shower Rosie came up to me and started pointing at my chest and screaming "Boobs! Boobs!". Such a proud moment.

quidditchcapn1120

I bought a shirt from Urban Outfitter's when I was in college that said "Not everything's flat in Kansas" right across the chest.  I thought I was so cool. 

adoubleu12

One of the 1st parties I got really drunk at my freshman year of HS, I stood on a chair and announced "I am a virgin and I plan to stay that way!!!"  

Then I flashed a guy for a beer.

missyishere

MollusksWrangler:

JerkStore213:

In my crazy fake ID days, I was at this stupid barslashclub and it happened to be bikini contest night. It was like Jan or Feb or some other ungodly cold month, so I obviously didn't have a bikini on hand, nor did I intent on competing in this ridiculous contest. My friend dared me, and much like Marty McFly, I am no chicken. Lucky ha for me, my friend, a size 0, 5" tall, had a bikini in the trunk of her car. let me just say, it didn't really fit me that well. I'm not a large person, but I'm no size 0. I'm pretty sure it was a child's bikini.nbsp;Anyway, long story short, after a couple shots to get pumped up, it was my turn to get on stage. They sent me up there with this half ripped tshirt that I was supposed to rip off of myself. On my way up to the stage I saw the other girls who were doing the contest. Obviously porn stars and strippers. Huge boobs, crazy spiderweb looking outfits. And there I was with my pasty skin, my midwinter leg hair, and my friends fuuckin strawberry shortcake bikini. Clearly I was not winning this competition. I did whatever anyone else would do in my shoes. I ripped off the bikini top and threw it into the crowd. I got second place, which was 25 and a bottle of champagne.

This makes me love you more.

This makes me giggle.

I did a wet Tshirt contest as a favor for a friend. Her buddy was the owner of the bar, and they didn't have enough girls. All but one of the girls were strippers. They were all dressed in sexy stripper outfits. All I had was jeans, a white T, and two pony tail holders. Solution to winning find a Popsicle, put my hair in pig tails, and make out with my friend. They all ended up nude on stage, but this bish won. 300 bucks, free drinks all night, and a lot of high fives.

LuckyDad

missyleaferg:

This makes me giggle. I did a wet Tshirt contest as a favor for a friend. Her buddy was the owner of the bar, and they didn't have enough girls. All but one of the girls were strippers. They were all dressed in sexy stripper outfits. All I had was jeans, a white T, and two pony tail holders. Solution to winning find a Popsicle, put my hair in pig tails, and make out with my friend. They all ended up nude on stage, but this bish won. 300 bucks, free drinks all night, and a lot of high fives.

Men are surprisingly un-dumb when it comes to this stuff.  Collectively we really do prefer "real girls" having fun over strippers.

...

That and girls making out with each other.

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LeSpoofle:

MrsNorry:

I just sprayed my kid in the face with milk. That counts as a boob story, right?

 

Sorry, I don't have any sexy booby stories right now. 

Yesterday LO pulled off at the wrong time and I shot my H from across the room. So hawt.

OMG. Lawl. What did he do?!

RockyTopVols

LuckyDad:

missyleaferg:

This makes me giggle. I did a wet Tshirt contest as a favor for a friend. Her buddy was the owner of the bar, and they didn't have enough girls. All but one of the girls were strippers. They were all dressed in sexy stripper outfits. All I had was jeans, a white T, and two pony tail holders. Solution to winning find a Popsicle, put my hair in pig tails, and make out with my friend. They all ended up nude on stage, but this bish won. 300 bucks, free drinks all night, and a lot of high fives.

Men are surprisingly un-dumb when it comes to this stuff.  Collectively we really do prefer "real girls" having fun over strippers.

...

That and girls making out with each other.

LD for President. 

TrixieMonroe

ignore this....

missyishere

TrixieMonroe:

ignore this....

total posts 69, eh?

ablou

Martinis are like boobs... one is not enough, and three is waaaaay too many.

My anti-boob story: 

We would flash our bellies, rather than our gazingas, at the all-women's mardi gras parade back in the day.  The riders thought it was hilarious and gave us tons of throws.