My Elfster ....

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is getting the best frucking card ever with her gift. I found it yesterday at a hippie shop that sells local handmade crafty things, and I'm still snickering about it today. Even DH laughed out loud in the store, and he usually blank stares at my jokes. If she doesn't share it (or find it funny!), then I'll first: question her humor; and secondly: share the picture of it that I took because it needs to be seen by all.

The whole package will be in the mail next week