Nightly Confessions

Gatorsgirl731

Sorry sorry sorry! I'm late!  We were passing out turkeys.

Ok M&M is out at the Psycic's getting her palm read so she asked me to do NC for her.

I think by now y'all know how it goes....

Nightly Confessions is about telling those things that you wouldn't tell anyone in real life yada yada yada.

So give it to me ladies, I know someone has something juicy to tell...hmmmmm.

Gatorsgirl731

Ok I will start. 

Today my mother decided to check on me and ask "Honey did you get your period yet?" 

On my FB wall.

I was working on a client, and my phone started blowing up with FB alerts.  The status got 37 likes and 15 comments before I could talk her through deleting a post.

I guess this isn't much of a confession since 300 of my nearest and dearest already know it happened.

waterfall11

Gatorsgirl731:

Ok I will start. 

Today my mother decided to check on me and ask "Honey did you get your period yet?" 

On my FB wall.

I was working on a client, and my phone started blowing up with FB alerts.  The status got 37 likes and 15 comments before I could talk her through deleting a post.

I guess this isn't much of a confession since 300 of my nearest and dearest already know it happened.

OMG!  I would be mortified if that happened to me, but I have to admit that while I feel for you this just gave me a good laugh.  Can't believe your mom did that to you.  So sorry

KMW08

OMG Gators that's mortifying!

My mom randomly posts tidbits / tags me about when I have a baby on posts she does / finds to which I always have to answer back about not counting on a pg only our parents, bil, my boss know about us.

Anyways dh I totally had some fun before we went to my aunts visitation. Tisk tisk. It's supposed to be mourning but I have no sad emotion about her, more relief as she's been ready for 2yrs since my uncle passed. I'm glad she's finally where she wanted to be. It's more upsetting to me for my cuz's.

Gatorsgirl731

I really wish I could take her phone away sometimes.  I actually got a voicemail from my brother that was just him laughing.  It really makes me appreciate my inlaw's.

Gatorsgirl731

Bookshelves:

Gatorsgirl731:

I actually got a voicemail from my brother that was just him laughing.

I think our brothers would get along! 

Yes if your brother by all appearences looks like a respectable grown up but acts like a pre-pubesent boy.  Mine still calls me Boger.

misternmiss

Thank God I am already on the toilet pissing while reading this whole thread, cuz I had a few Captains and I'd be peeing my pants!

LunaBug924

misternmiss:

Thank God I am already on the toilet pissing while reading this whole thread, cuz I had a few Captains and I'd be peeing my pants!

Classy!

How was the pyschic party??

Gatorsgirl731

LunaBug924:

misternmiss:

Thank God I am already on the toilet pissing while reading this whole thread, cuz I had a few Captains and I'd be peeing my pants!

Classy!

How was the pyschic party??

Feel like I was caught doing something bad by mom....

Um Hi M&M!  Glad your home!  How was the party?

SopranoMama

Ok. I have a gator-inspired confession.

So last night DH and I were BDing. DH can be a bit of... well... a distance runner sometimes and he was going for the gold last night. So we were on round 4 or so and I was getting a little tired so I was wracking my brain trying to think of ways to... um... help things along. So I reached down and gave him a bit of a caress of the balls, which he loved... a lot.

That wouldn't be much of a confession... except the move (which I have *never* done before... bad wife, I know) was inspired by Gator's confession the other night about the bulldog event. Yup.

Gatorsgirl731

SopranoMama:

Ok. I have a gator-inspired confession.

So last night DH and I were BDing. DH can be a bit of... well... a distance runner sometimes and he was going for the gold last night. So we were on round 4 or so and I was getting a little tired so I was wracking my brain trying to think of ways to... um... help things along. So I reached down and gave him a bit of a caress of the balls, which he loved... a lot.

That wouldn't be much of a confession... except the move (which I have *never* done before... bad wife, I know) was inspired by Gator's confession the other night about the bulldog event. Yup.

I love this confession.  I also learned to grab the balls from my dog! lol

katharine25

Gatorsgirl731:

SopranoMama:

Ok. I have a gator-inspired confession.

So last night DH and I were BDing. DH can be a bit of... well... a distance runner sometimes and he was going for the gold last night. So we were on round 4 or so and I was getting a little tired so I was wracking my brain trying to think of ways to... um... help things along. So I reached down and gave him a bit of a caress of the balls, which he loved... a lot.

That wouldn't be much of a confession... except the move (which I have *never* done before... bad wife, I know) was inspired by Gator's confession the other night about the bulldog event. Yup.

 

I love this confession.  I also learned to grab the balls from my dog! lol

I love everything about this post! 

Laurakat81

Gatorsgirl731:

Ok I will start. 

Today my mother decided to check on me and ask "Honey did you get your period yet?" 

On my FB wall.

I was working on a client, and my phone started blowing up with FB alerts.  The status got 37 likes and 15 comments before I could talk her through deleting a post.

I guess this isn't much of a confession since 300 of my nearest and dearest already know it happened.

Oh no she didn't?!?! LMAO!!! I'm soooo sorry she did that!