Yesterday he told me that we needed to have a serious discussion. By the look on his face I was very concerned. Then he proceeded to tell me that he was worried that I was going to go into labor while he was getting a haircut. He would have to decide if he should finish the cut or if he should leave with it half done. He then proceeded to tell me that I needed to schedule all of my haircuts from now until my due date so that I would not be in the chair when my water breaks.
He was so serious that I could not laugh but I wanted to so badly. Now I have to write a haircut plan.