I used a term yesterday that made me think of the bump..

Sammy-Mae · November 2012

DD has developed a contact allergy to something and we were perscribed a cream for the rash until we can figure out what the hell is causing it. Well the rash is really bad everywhere her underwear touches her and on her feet. Likely it's laundry soap. Last night I went to the pharmacy to get her cream (I am a bad mom but the pharmacy turns DS into a howler monkey and I wanted to wait until the kids were in bed so I could leave them with DH and go by myself). The pharmacist was a woman that looked so much like my nana that I was flustered. My Nana was very conservative and she was embarrassed easily. So this little old lady comes up to me and says, "Do you have any questions about this cream?" "umm yes. You see her rash is on her backside and her ummm lady garden. She's three, she's going to scratch as soon as I leave the room, will it sting if it um goes into her lady garden?" "I remind you of your grandmother and this is awkward for you. No it won't hurt her."