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WorldzGratestMommy

I am so excited to be here!! I am 9 weeks prego with my first baby boy. I havent actually taken a pregnancy test yet but I kno my body nd I already have a lil baby bump nd my boobies are really really sore!  The sperm doner doesnt want to have anything to do with me, but wants me to breastfeed our baby boy. Which I wont do cuz thats gross. neways why should I listen to him I am a 21 year old grown women I dont need some 30 year old man telling me wut to do.

Neways I am super excited to be here and cant wait to get to kno all you awesome women. Hope their are alot of younger mommies like me.

TunaTown

Lame.

Please think of drama that's creative and try again.

TIA

WorldzGratestMommy

Uh, What's that sposd to mean? Dont you use text speak.

jorkz821

lolz.

Alrighty then. 

Mrs.adambabycakes

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Wine O Mite

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

[Deleted User]

WorldzGratestMommy:

I am so excited to be here! I am 9 weeks pregnant with my first baby boy. I haven't actually taken a pregnancy test yet, but I know my body and I already have a little baby bump and my breasts are really really sore.  The sperm donor doesn't want to have anything to do with me, but wants me to breastfeed our baby boy. Which I won't do because that's gross. Anyway, why should I listen to him? I am a 21 year old grown woman.  I don't need some 30 year old man telling me what to do.

Anyways, I am super excited to be here and can't wait to get to know all you awesome women. Hope there are alot of younger mommies like me.

FTFY.  Although I just cannot fixed the epic dumb that occurred here. 

WorldzGratestMommy

Wine O Mite:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

Uh I kno my body and its telling me I am hving a boy plus I did the chinese gender test and the gender pee test and both said boy.

WorldzGratestMommy

HilarityEnsued:

F'UCKING ERROR MESSAGE... they have significantly delayed my posting about how effing lame you are. 

No we don't use text speak. 

This isn't a text message.

That shouldn't require further explanation.

FINE! I will talk in real talk!! I just came here to hang out and get to know people.

EVA116

I am too old to understand that mumble jumble.

IrishEyes0530

Lolol!!!

Littledeer84

Ha.

RondackHiker

Is a mommy grate like a cheese grater?

alli&dan

LOL

K

WorldzGratestMommy

RondackHiker:

Is a mommy grate like a cheese grater?

I dont get it.......

insertclevername

OP, did you pee on baking soda yet?  You don't own any rabbit's do you?

WorldzGratestMommy

Pfft:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Wine O Mite:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

Uh I kno my body and its telling me I am hving a boy plus I did the chinese gender test and the gender pee test and both said boy.

Yet you haven't taken a pregnancy test? LOL

I told you I know my body. I will post a pic of my belly if you dont believe me. you can clearly see a bump.

Littledeer84

RondackHiker:

Is a mommy grate like a cheese grater?

yes, like a mommy who grates your nerves.

Ms5586

Proof of MUD:

1.  Text speak

2.  Crappy spelling/grammar

3.  Prego (what are you, a spaghetti sauce?)

4.  "Knowing" you are pregnant without testing

5.  30 year old sperm donor trying to control you

Way too much in one AE.

WorldzGratestMommy

Ms5586:

Proof of MUD:

1.  Text speak

2.  Crappy spelling/grammar

3.  Prego (what are you, a spaghetti sauce?)

4.  "Knowing" you are pregnant without testing

5.  30 year old sperm donor trying to control you

Way too much in one AE.

Whats an AE?

Yes he is 30 and I dont want to be with him. He is to old for me we just hooked up one night and now im prego, and whats wrong with PREGO? Everyone says that.

EVA116

EllaHella:

Ewww.  You did it with an old dude. 

LOL

WorldzGratestMommy

Pfft:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Pfft:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Wine O Mite:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

Uh I kno my body and its telling me I am hving a boy plus I did the chinese gender test and the gender pee test and both said boy.

Yet you haven't taken a pregnancy test? LOL

I told you I know my body. I will post a pic of my belly if you dont believe me. you can clearly see a bump.

Please do!

WorldzGratestMommy

You can clearly see the bump..

iheartsippycups

WorldzGratestMommy:

Wine O Mite:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

Uh I kno my body and its telling me I am hving a boy plus I did the chinese gender test and the gender pee test and both said boy.

Why didn't you say that from the beginning? Duh, of course you are having a boy if the chinese gender test said so. Will you be getting an epidural for delivery, or going to try natural?

alli&dan

WorldzGratestMommy:

Ms5586:

Proof of MUD:

1.  Text speak

2.  Crappy spelling/grammar

3.  Prego (what are you, a spaghetti sauce?)

4.  "Knowing" you are pregnant without testing

5.  30 year old sperm donor trying to control you

Way too much in one AE.

Whats an AE?

Yes he is 30 and I dont want to be with him. He is to old for me we just hooked up one night and now im prego, and whats wrong with PREGO? Everyone says that.

Actually, everyone says totes preggly now. You must be lame.

synchrosally

OMG I'm so excited for you! Please post a belly pic!!!!

[Deleted User]

WorldzGratestMommy:

You can clearly see the bump..

Not really.  lern to post pichtoores. 

TobleroneBar

alli&dan:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Ms5586:

Proof of MUD:

1.  Text speak

2.  Crappy spelling/grammar

3.  Prego (what are you, a spaghetti sauce?)

4.  "Knowing" you are pregnant without testing

5.  30 year old sperm donor trying to control you

Way too much in one AE.

Whats an AE?

Yes he is 30 and I dont want to be with him. He is to old for me we just hooked up one night and now im prego, and whats wrong with PREGO? Everyone says that.

Actually, everyone says totes preggly now. You must be lame.

I choked on my honey mustard pretzel at "totes preggly"

WorldzGratestMommy

synchrosally:

OMG I'm so excited for you! Please post a belly pic!!!!

I did look up. You can see the lil pooch near my pubic bone.

Ms5586

justAphase:

Have you thought of names yet? I really like Bentley for a boy, an Jayzlynleigh for a girl!

Totes going on my list for the next bebuh!

Wine O Mite

I can post a picture of my totes not pregly baby bump too.

It's there because I ate chocolate for breakfast. 

WorldzGratestMommy

please be nice to me I just want to tlak to other mommies like myself.

synchrosally

WorldzGratestMommy:

Pfft:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Pfft:

WorldzGratestMommy:

Wine O Mite:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

Wow.  You know the sex too?  You ARE good.

Of course she knos the sex.

I already know I'm having a boy and I'm not even pregnant yet.  

Uh I kno my body and its telling me I am hving a boy plus I did the chinese gender test and the gender pee test and both said boy.

Yet you haven't taken a pregnancy test? LOL

I told you I know my body. I will post a pic of my belly if you dont believe me. you can clearly see a bump.

Please do!

Well shucks. The pic is blocked at work. Did you use tinypic? Those usually show up for me. Try again.  

WorldzGratestMommy

EllaHella:

WorldzGratestMommy:

please be nice to me I just want to tlak to other mommies like myself.

Ignore those meanies.  I'm here for you. 

Thank you that means alot to me.

Hesterlicious

My spidey sense is telling me this is a regular poster. I have no clue who though. I knew I shouldn't have gotten up and turned off the TV

So yeah, post pics!

AMossy

WorldzGratestMommy:

EllaHella:

WorldzGratestMommy:

please be nice to me I just want to tlak to other mommies like myself.

Ignore those meanies.  I'm here for you. 

Thank you that means alot to me.

I love your pregnancy tracker.  It's perfect for you! 

WorldzGratestMommy

Hesterlicious:

My spidey sense is telling me this is a regular poster. I have no clue who though. I knew I shouldn't have gotten up and turned off the TV

So yeah, post pics!

I did!!!

WorldzGratestMommy

Here is the pic.

 

https://mail-attachment.googleusercontent.com/attachment/?ui=2&ik=fbe01cd754&view=att&th=13ac21120977d1f9&attid=0.1&disp=inline&safe=1&zw&saduie=AG9B_P8nzqUypuzRPnqUs0Hekh6W&sadet=1351879021230&sads=g9EaB0RNI6geSbhc9DuZFHRl3AA

[Deleted User]

WorldzGratestMommy:

Hesterlicious:

My spidey sense is telling me this is a regular poster. I have no clue who though. I knew I shouldn't have gotten up and turned off the TV

So yeah, post pics!

I did!!!

You actually didn't. You posted an error. Go to tinypic.com & upload it that way if you really want us to see you taco bell baby.

WorldzGratestMommy

Ugh! sorry here it is.

<a href="https://tinypic.com?ref=2jczfcx" target="_blank"><img src="https://i45.tinypic.com/2jczfcx.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

AMossy

WorldzGratestMommy:

Ugh! sorry here it is.

<a href="https://tinypic.com?ref=2jczfcx" target="_blank"><img src="https://i45.tinypic.com/2jczfcx.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>